Qit's definitions

Leo

Someone born when the sun was in the constellation of the lion (July 22-August 22). Often behaves like a stereotypical male lion—aggressive yet lazy, and possessed of a huge ego which is as fragile as a soap bubble.

"Ben pitched a fit over some chick turning him down. After that, he sat on my couch whining about it for an hour, then demanded that I order a pizza."
"Did you expect something else of a Leo?"

by Qit February 27, 2004

circumcision

An operation often done to boys at birth (or at least before puberty). Not necessary for health (as long as the guy is clean) or sexual pleasure, and no great aesthetic improvement. De rigeur among some communities, usually for religious reasons.

Probably something that a grown man should decide to have done to himself, as opposed to something that a little boy's parents decide to have done to him.

"What are your views on circumcision?"
"I have none...but I won't do it to any son of mine."

by Qit February 27, 2004

pro-choice

Someone who wants to keep abortion legal, wants euthanasia to be an option for the dying, or both. Not necessarily a heartless nihilist with no respect for human life, although that's a common stereotype. Usually considers abortion and euthanasia "necessary evils."

"I think abortion is wrong, but I realize that sometimes it's the only option. What does that make me?"
"You still count as pro-choice. Get used to it."

by Qit February 27, 2004

scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

FFA

Female Fat Admirer. A variant on "FA" which leaves no doubt as to the gender of the person in question. In short, a woman who prefers BHM—although it could theoretically also mean a lesbian who prefers BBW.

"I grabbed big handfuls of his love handles and told him right out that I like guys his size. And I still don't think he realizes that I'm a FFA!"

by Qit February 26, 2004

chubby-chaser

See FA, but usually refers to gay guys who prefer BHM.

"He's such a chubby-chaser...if anything, he has a worse crush on Steve Harwell than I do."

by Qit February 26, 2004

gank

1) To filch (presumably a portmanteau of "grab" and "yank").

2) To playerkill in an MMORPG.

3) To insult or slander.

"I ganked a bag of chips out of the break room."

"Why do his characters keep getting ganked?"
"Beats me."

"I don't have any proof yet...but I think Brent has been ganking me."

by Qit February 25, 2004