Qit's definitions

Vegan

Someone who refuses to either eat or wear anything derived from an animal. Not necessarily any less healthy than your typical omnivore—contrary to popular belief, you can get protein from some plants—but not necessarily any more so.

Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.

"You can preach veganism at me all you want...but I'm not giving up chicken strips, silk shirts, or leather boots. Get over it."

by Qit January 21, 2004

obese

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."

by Qit June 23, 2004

chubby chaser

A fat admirer; usually but not always a gay male one. Also, chubby-chaser.

"What's a FA?"
"I believe the more common term is 'chubby chaser.'"

by Qit May 8, 2005

qipao

A high-necked, narrow-cut dress, often made out of silk or brocade. The best examples have "frog" closures and are slit up both sides of the skirt.

Originally from China; the term literally means "banner dress." Also known as a cheongsam.

"My wedding dress will be an ivory silk qipao—no two ways about it!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

Leo

Someone born when the sun was in the constellation of the lion (July 22-August 22). Often behaves like a stereotypical male lion—aggressive yet lazy, and possessed of a huge ego which is as fragile as a soap bubble.

"Ben pitched a fit over some chick turning him down. After that, he sat on my couch whining about it for an hour, then demanded that I order a pizza."
"Did you expect something else of a Leo?"

by Qit February 27, 2004

FFA

Female Fat Admirer. A variant on "FA" which leaves no doubt as to the gender of the person in question. In short, a woman who prefers BHM—although it could theoretically also mean a lesbian who prefers BBW.

"I grabbed big handfuls of his love handles and told him right out that I like guys his size. And I still don't think he realizes that I'm a FFA!"

by Qit February 26, 2004

gank

1) To filch (presumably a portmanteau of "grab" and "yank").

2) To playerkill in an MMORPG.

3) To insult or slander.

"I ganked a bag of chips out of the break room."

"Why do his characters keep getting ganked?"
"Beats me."

"I don't have any proof yet...but I think Brent has been ganking me."

by Qit February 25, 2004