Qit's definitions

cabbit

A cat/rabbit hybrid. Exists in anime. Doesn't exist in the real world...but try telling some people that.

"There wuz this he-rabbit whut liked ta mount she-cats...and one'a dem she-cats had a litter of bobtailed kittens whut hopped!"
"Was there a Manx tom in the neighborhood?"
"I dunno...but I tell ya, dem wuzn't no Manx kittens, dem wuz cabbits!"
"...whatever..."

by Qit April 4, 2004

NAAFA

An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.

"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."

"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"

"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."

by Qit August 5, 2004

teddy bear

1) A plush toy in the form of a bear cub.

2) A big, beefy guy who looks like he'd be fun to cuddle.

"The little boy fell asleep hugging a teddy bear."

"Abraham Benrubi is such a teddy bear!"

by Qit January 22, 2004

BBW

"Big Beautiful Woman." A cute fat chick. And yes, they do exist.

Mary stormed into her apartment, her hair still damp and her round, pretty face suffused with anger, and threw the bag containing her size-18 SlimSuit™ violently into the corner. Those smirking gym rats at the pool had gotten on her last nerve, and swimming circles around them didn't help any longer. As if it wasn't bad enough that her latest attempt at dieting had only managed to make her feel tired and cranky!

Finally, she sat down at the computer and began drafting a tentative personal ad: "BBW seeks real man..."

by Qit October 8, 2004

N*sync

One of those awful boy bands. Contrary to popular belief, only one of them is gay (not that that matters). Only of particular interest to shallow little teenagers.

That's an N*Sync song. Change the station!

by Qit July 26, 2006

Democrat

The supposed sworn enemies of the Republicans, despite often phrasing eerily similar rhetoric in different words. One of the two political parties whose politicians win almost every election. They want us to believe that they're the liberals...and people actually buy it.

"He was a registered Democrat, but he went nonpartisan. Can't say I blame him."

by Qit February 25, 2004

McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004