Qit's definitions

pro-lie

Uncommon slang term. Means someone who's in favor of war, the death penalty, and birth-control-clinic bombings...but against abortion, birth control, increased funding for schools, and free daycare. Usually couldn't care less about affordable pre-natal care or maternity leave.

Basically, the result of thinking that pregnancy, childbirth, and motherhood are forms of punishment rather than part of the reproductive cycle.

"He's against abortion; doesn't that make him pro-life?"
"No; he supports the death penalty and says that bombing clinics is 'justified'...even if it kills women who are there for prenatal checkups. That makes him pro-lie."

by Qit March 3, 2004

guitarist

Arrogant rocker-boy.

"From now on, I stick to drummers!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

chinchilla

A little fuzzy rodent, superficially resembling a squirrel, which is raised for its thick (usually) gray fur and sometimes kept as a pet. Rare in the wild.

"If your chinchilla gets out of its cage again, I'm going to make gloves out of it. Capisce?"

by Qit January 21, 2004

Nissan

An Infiniti for the cheapskate set. (It's true. Trust me on this.)

Nearly everyone in NorCal drives them. (In my town, it's Sentras and Maximas, with Altimas a close third.)

"What kind of car did he get?"
"He lives in Mendocino, so it must be some Nissan model."

by Qit February 27, 2004

choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

gypsy

Rom nomad. Sometimes considered a derogatory term.

"I'm part gypsy somewhere way back."

by Qit February 23, 2004

NAAFA

An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.

"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."

"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"

"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."

by Qit August 5, 2004