Qit's definitions

Nissan

An Infiniti for the cheapskate set. (It's true. Trust me on this.)

Nearly everyone in NorCal drives them. (In my town, it's Sentras and Maximas, with Altimas a close third.)

"What kind of car did he get?"
"He lives in Mendocino, so it must be some Nissan model."

by Qit February 27, 2004

BBW

"Big Beautiful Woman." A cute fat chick. And yes, they do exist.

Mary stormed into her apartment, her hair still damp and her round, pretty face suffused with anger, and threw the bag containing her size-18 SlimSuit™ violently into the corner. Those smirking gym rats at the pool had gotten on her last nerve, and swimming circles around them didn't help any longer. As if it wasn't bad enough that her latest attempt at dieting had only managed to make her feel tired and cranky!

Finally, she sat down at the computer and began drafting a tentative personal ad: "BBW seeks real man..."

by Qit October 8, 2004

man

1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.

2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.

"If I ever get married, it's going to be to a man—not one of these bratty local guys!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004

gypsy

Rom nomad. Sometimes considered a derogatory term.

"I'm part gypsy somewhere way back."

by Qit February 23, 2004

NAAFA

An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.

"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."

"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"

"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."

by Qit August 5, 2004

choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004