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Black Affronted

Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.
That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!
To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.
On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.
affront by JMC70 January 2, 2017

Affrontophobia 

The irrational fear of offending a person/people
The people of the Western World are largely suffering from Affrontophobia.
Affrontophobia by Truth has a Voice January 21, 2016

Affrontary 

The adjective form of the word affront. Showing disrespect
And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontary to ask for a brain
Affrontary by The great Oz January 7, 2009
when your best mate abuses you for calling you small :(
my bestmate: mate your small

me: i’m affented

Affront to the Ears 

A ridiculously irritating sound.
My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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