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High-school principal: "Your son cut class to smoke a joint and tag the women's locker room. We caught him in there, in a compromising position with two girls."
Mother of 18-year-old: "Well, he shouldn't be doing that...but boys will be boys, I suppose."
Mother of 18-year-old: "Well, he shouldn't be doing that...but boys will be boys, I suppose."
by Qit February 25, 2004
Get the boys will be boys mug.1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
by Qit June 23, 2004
Get the obese mug.Someone who refuses to either eat or wear anything derived from an animal. Not necessarily any less healthy than your typical omnivore—contrary to popular belief, you can get protein from some plants—but not necessarily any more so.
Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.
Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.
"You can preach veganism at me all you want...but I'm not giving up chicken strips, silk shirts, or leather boots. Get over it."
by Qit January 21, 2004
Get the Vegan mug.Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
by Qit February 26, 2004
Get the scripture-thumper mug.1) A bastard, in the figurative sense. Good word to know if you're in a situation in which it wouldn't be smart to actually say "bastard."
2) A treacherous person.
2) A treacherous person.
by Qit January 13, 2004
Get the fink mug.Sexually attracted to the same sex. That is, men who want it from men, and women who want it from women. Not necessarily obsessed with anal or oral sex. The common slang term is "gay." (Also used is "queer," but you shouldn't use that term unless you are yourself one.)
Not necessarily any more lewd, kinky, perverted, or normal than straights...but not necessarily any less so.
Not necessarily any more lewd, kinky, perverted, or normal than straights...but not necessarily any less so.
"Those scripture-thumpers are protesting the idea of a homosexual running for the Senate."
"Huh? I thought that candidate was just gay!"
"Huh? I thought that candidate was just gay!"
by Qit February 25, 2004
Get the homosexual mug."That cute BHM didn't even seem to notice that I was eyeing him. Guess I'll have to try blatant flirting..."
by Qit January 12, 2004
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