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BHM

"That cute BHM didn't even seem to notice that I was eyeing him. Guess I'll have to try blatant flirting..."
by Qit January 12, 2004
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fairy

1) A little magical sprite with insect wings. Usually either grants wishes or wreaks mischief.

2) A gay man who acts more stereotypically feminine than most straight women.
"Do you really expect us to believe that there's a fairy in your mother's garden?"

"Have you noticed that as soon as Joe came out, he turned into an utter fairy?"
by Qit January 21, 2004
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fat man

A guy who could be called a BHM, if he's cute enough. What every FFA wants to hook up with.
"I guess he's not bad-looking for a fat man."
"I'd say he's not bad-looking for an *anything!*"
by Qit May 8, 2005
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obese

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
by Qit June 23, 2004
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Vegan

Someone who refuses to either eat or wear anything derived from an animal. Not necessarily any less healthy than your typical omnivore—contrary to popular belief, you can get protein from some plants—but not necessarily any more so.

Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.
"You can preach veganism at me all you want...but I'm not giving up chicken strips, silk shirts, or leather boots. Get over it."
by Qit January 21, 2004
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boys will be boys

An excuse that people make for a young guy doing something stupid.
High-school principal: "Your son cut class to smoke a joint and tag the women's locker room. We caught him in there, in a compromising position with two girls."

Mother of 18-year-old: "Well, he shouldn't be doing that...but boys will be boys, I suppose."
by Qit February 25, 2004
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chinchilla

A little fuzzy rodent, superficially resembling a squirrel, which is raised for its thick (usually) gray fur and sometimes kept as a pet. Rare in the wild.
"If your chinchilla gets out of its cage again, I'm going to make gloves out of it. Capisce?"
by Qit January 21, 2004
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