circumcision

An operation often done to boys at birth (or at least before puberty). Not necessary for health (as long as the guy is clean) or sexual pleasure, and no great aesthetic improvement. De rigeur among some communities, usually for religious reasons.

Probably something that a grown man should decide to have done to himself, as opposed to something that a little boy's parents decide to have done to him.

"What are your views on circumcision?"
"I have none...but I won't do it to any son of mine."

by Qit February 27, 2004

McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004

man

1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.

2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.

"If I ever get married, it's going to be to a man—not one of these bratty local guys!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

furvert

People who get off on teddy bears, mascot costumes, and German shepherds.  Often confused with furries, who are no more or less than anthropomorphics fans.

"Thanks to all the furverts, you can't even browse Yerf without someone looking at you funny nowadays!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

Infiniti

A Nissan with luxury options--in short, a utilitarian car with snob appeal.

"Is that a Maxima?"
"No, it is not! It is an Infiniti I30!"
"In other words...it's a Maxima."

by Qit June 25, 2004