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Benevolent

(n)a person that helps someone else
Yo, that guy helped me, he's a very benevolent person
Benevolent by Benevolent April 7, 2005

benevolent

Used on the film "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" when Kumar in a whore house.

He calls 2 prostitutes benevolent. They think it means to fuck a person so hard that their dick is going to be sore for 2 weeks.
Harold- Do you know what benevolent means?

Prostitute- Yes we do, It means we're gonna fuck you so hard your dicks gonna be sore for 2 weeks.

Harold- That is exactly....exactly what it means.
benevolent by lord_almighty2 October 21, 2008

benevolent overlord 

a phrase used by WACE exam writers to fuck over innocent ATAR students who have been dazed after seeing some thicc body builders ass, a sister let her brother drown and a guy hype up video games.
student 1: i wrote my composing on how respectful my boss was.

student 2: wtf what question did you do?

S1: “some say bossy, i say benevolent overlord”

S2: hold up, the fuck does benevolent mean?

benevolent asshole 

(noun) a person who performs a charitable act for non-assholes, while at the same time being an asshole toward other assholes.
When traffic is merging down to a single lane, and assholes are using a partial lane to cut traffic, a benevolent asshole will block the partial lane, while maintaining his/her rightful place in line, thus preventing other assholes from cutting in line.
benevolent asshole by I-66 Driver September 8, 2010

Benevolent Fool

A person who does good regardless of the impact it might have
She gave that junkie money knowing he would buy drugs, what a benevolent fool

benevolent interfering 

Also known as Matchmaking: When a group of friends has an URST ridden pair and the rest of the group sets them up in various ways for them to be alone and hopefully work out their tension by talking , kissing, or something much more fun.
Girl: "Thank you guys for interfering between me and Nathan."

Friend: "We didn't interfere per se, it was...matchmaking."

Boy: "Also known as benevolent interfering. Thank you. Don't do it again."
benevolent interfering by CMW2 July 30, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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