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(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

Neinstein by Puddintan3 March 7, 2017

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Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Related Words

Neinstein • Weinsteined • weinsteining • Weinsteiner • Harvey Weinsteined • Weinstein effect • Weinstein Nudge • Einstein • weinstein • Feinstein

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Weinstein

Getting slapped in the face by a large cock and then getting teabagged repeatedly.

Uggh! Jim's being such a douche! I'm gonna Weinstein him!

Weinstein by JWAT April 17, 2006

Harvey Weinstein

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.

I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!

Harvey Weinstein by Poop26627 October 21, 2017

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

dianne feinstein

A Senator who thinks that an assault weapons ban will protect the people of the United States, while studies have proven the exact opposite. Has failed on multiple occasions to pass her one bill.

Dianne Feinstein thinks that assault weapons are evil satanic guns that only kill people and are only good enough for our fighting men and women overseas

dianne feinstein by sensibleAmerican January 1, 2014

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026