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Julian

He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.

Please don't act like a Julian.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

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DogSpeak

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

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