sex vs love

Sex is to achieve sexual gratification.
Love is to achieve an intimate bond, trust and loyalty.
It's hard for some people to understand the concept of sex vs love.
by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015
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Satisfaction

I can uninstall all the bs that lets you see everything I do on my laptop and continue to get satisfaction by solving crimes by myself; like I've done for years on my literally half a dozen laptops that have gone to the laptop gods.
by PineappleJuice May 03, 2015
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leave me the fuck alone

Aggressive way to ask that someone or a group of people cease to continue to annoy the fuck out of someone.
Leave me the fuck alone, for fuck sake! I can't even masturbate in private; much less do anything else. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
by PineappleJuice March 25, 2015
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Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.
by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
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fuckwit

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues
That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.
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Fuckwits

People who think they're smart, when in reality they have very little knowledge of broad subjects and the way the world actually operates.
Stop being fuckwits and pull your head out of you arses.
by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015
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