Flip Flops

Second to the croc when it comes to the most unflattering, unattractive and lazy shoe to exist.

If you don't garden you shouldn't wear flip flops or crocs.

by PineappleJuice May 01, 2015

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015

Nectar of the Gods

Kombucha with chia seeds.

You guys should try synergy kombucha with chia, it's bomb dig. It's the nectar of the gods.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

hide yo kids and hide yo wife

Shelter yourself from the hell that will one day be your reality.

if it's not me completely upsetting your "way of life," there will be an upset eventually because the way you live is not sustainable and none of you know enough about the law or what really goes on when it comes to the activities you participate in, the way it effects society as a whole and the real damage that you do.
hide yo kids and hide yo wife because it's not going to last forever, especially if it includes crossing international borders. Pull your heads out of your arses anf truly think about your actions.

by PineappleJuice March 16, 2015

Wuuuuuu

To have fun
To celebrate
To enjoy
To feel free
To be anxiety ridden
To jam out
To smile
To laugh
To feel humble bumble

Wuuuuuu we sure have fun together!

Wuuu it's party time.

Wuuuu that was pleasuBLe.

Wuuuu I feel amazing.

Wuuuu I just took a long nap.

Wuuuu rock n roll time.

Wuuuuu I'm feeling it.

Wuuuuuiiii giggle time.

Wiuuuuuuuuuuuuu

by PineappleJuice February 23, 2015

Fuckboy

A person male or female who sleeps around, cheats when they have a significant other. Lies constantly. Manipulates people to receive temporary happiness and satisfaction.

That fuckboy will likely never be truly happy because he can't foresee the consequence of his actions past the next twenty four to fourth eight hours.

by PineappleJuice March 07, 2015

Talk Dirty

Using words to describe fantasies.

I love it when you talk dirty.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015