Definitions by PineappleJuice

FWTWB 

Fucked with the wrong bitch.

You guys fucked with the wrong bitch.
FWTWB

FWTWB by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

are you ready 

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

are you ready by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

sex vs love 

Sex is to achieve sexual gratification.
Love is to achieve an intimate bond, trust and loyalty.

It's hard for some people to understand the concept of sex vs love.

sex vs love by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

voicemail 

The only way someone who doesn't text and I don't know will have any means of contacting me via phone.

If it's important, they'll leave a voicemail.

voicemail by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Muddle Fuck 

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

Muddle Fuck by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

shrektard 

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

slow 

1. Typically defined as a person who is either not hasty because he or she doesn't care or isn't in a hurry because of their slayed back attitude.
2. A person who has mental retardation due to their lack of IQ points.
3. To move slowly.

1. She tends to be running behind because of her slayed back attitude.
2. Is he slow or is that just me?
3. That grandpa is driving so slow.

slow by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015