known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.
JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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take me for a fool

Just because you don't touch your keyboard,doesn't mean anything to me or anyone else. you all really fucked with the wrong bitch.
after everything, i really can't believe you take me for a fool.
by PineappleJuice March 07, 2015
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Celeste

A gurl who comes off crazy because she probably is. She can be rage-full at times and says really mean things that she always feels excruciatingly bad about it moments, hours, days, months and sometimes years later. She never wants to see anyone in pain; but if you cause Celeste or anyone she cares about any pain you will be on her shit list. It's not a fun place to be. Celeste loves with her entire being and is easily hurt. Celeste has compassion most times when understanding a situation. Celeste has passion and gratitude.
Celeste is not perfect; she can be a royal bitch some times guys.
by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015
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TestiTicklre

The act of lightly tapping the scrotum with the tongue while giving a blowjob.
I gave him the TestiTicklre and he loved it.
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now

Term referring to the present instant.
Get the fuck out of there now.
Now, why the fuck would you do that and think i wouldn't know?
Good job, now i'm fucking livid.
Now i HATE jkhgkhgBENjhhkjhg even more.
Now i never want you to talk to them.
Now, it would have been one thing to just drop by. now, youve really fucked up.
by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015
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illiterate

adj.
1.
a. Unable to read and write.
b. Having little or no formal education.
2.
a. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature: an illiterate magazine.
b. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing: a paragraph with several illiterate expressions.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
n.
1. A person who is illiterate.
2. (used with a pl. verb) People who are illiterate, considered as a group.
Are you illiterate or lazy?
by PineappleJuice March 23, 2015
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crum bum

Someone who has little motivation to better their life and will be a lifer foreverchild.
I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
crum bum
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