Definitions by PineappleJuice
leave me the fuck alone
Aggressive way to ask that someone or a group of people cease to continue to annoy the fuck out of someone.
Leave me the fuck alone, for fuck sake! I can't even masturbate in private; much less do anything else. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
leave me the fuck alone by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
mindfuck
Occurs when something happens that is a crazy coincidence or the irony of it all is enough to stop you in your tracks and take a picture, to make it last longer.
mindfuck by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Seal Team Six
Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.
Seal Team Six by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
crampin' style
To mess with a person or group's way of doing things or overall way of life. Crampin' style can be both intentional or unintentional.
I know nothing about electronics or computers; I hope I'm not crampin' style too much for them as I know nothing about their processes.
crampin' style by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
nude beach
nude beach by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
nude breach
An unfortunate event that has affected people across the world. When once a upon a time it was a fun and flirty way to add a spark to a relationship by sending nudes to each other; it is no longer considered safe. There was a series of events that led up to this state, which include but is not limited to:
Ex.
1.
Micheal: hey dude, your gf send you any nudes today??
Frank: Yeah man, she is totally bangin today! check it out!
Micheal: damn!! can you send that to me?
Frank: idk dude, i'll think about it
***Micheal and Frank get to school***
Micheal: bros, check out the nude Bianca sent Micheal this morning!
The guys all at once: Daaaaayuuumn!
2.
People who are skilled at programming have strategically managed to release to the public and/or their friends and family the nudes that every single female from every walk of life has ever sent, from A list celebrities to the thot next door.
Ex.
1.
Micheal: hey dude, your gf send you any nudes today??
Frank: Yeah man, she is totally bangin today! check it out!
Micheal: damn!! can you send that to me?
Frank: idk dude, i'll think about it
***Micheal and Frank get to school***
Micheal: bros, check out the nude Bianca sent Micheal this morning!
The guys all at once: Daaaaayuuumn!
2.
People who are skilled at programming have strategically managed to release to the public and/or their friends and family the nudes that every single female from every walk of life has ever sent, from A list celebrities to the thot next door.
nude breach by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
squid
Biologists still do not fully understand the mechanics of squid aeronautics, but based on accumulating anecdotal and photographic evidence, they have no doubt that the phenomenon is real and widespread. "Flying is not at all unusual in several families of squid," says Michael Vecchione, a squid expert at the Smithsonian Institution. In particular, the families Ommastrephidae and Onychoteuthidae are known for their loftiness. "It's not uncommon to find squid on the deck of the ship in the morning," Vecchione adds. Many squid remain in the dark depths during the day to avoid predators, Vecchione explains, but when they venture into shallower waters at night to feed they are liable to jump out of the water in a panic and onto a boat.
These morning-after encounters are not infrequent, but catching a squid in the act of flight is still quite a feat. "It just happens so fast," Maciá says. "You really have to be in the right place in the right time."
squid by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015