by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
by PineappleJuice March 15, 2015
What goes around comes around, bitches.
by PineappleJuice April 27, 2015
The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.
I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.
A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.
A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.
by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015
Beyonce admitted to Oprah (THE baddest bitch alive) that she was part of the New World Order; aka illuminati. So now what? I'm okay with her still and so is Oprah. What the fuck ever makes you happy. Bottomline. Get bent for judging anyone.
by PineappleJuice March 06, 2015
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
by PineappleJuice March 22, 2015