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anti social

Antisocial personality disorder is a type of chronic mental condition in which a person's ways of thinking, perceiving situations and relating to others are dysfunctional — and destructive. People with antisocial personality disorder typically have no regard for right and wrong and often disregard the rights, wishes and feelings of others.

Those with antisocial personality disorder tend to antagonize, manipulate or treat others either harshly or with callous indifference. They may often violate the law, landing in frequent trouble, yet they show no guilt or remorse. They may lie, behave violently or impulsively, and have problems with drug and alcohol use. These characteristics typically make people with antisocial personality disorder unable to fulfill responsibilities related to family, work or school.
Anti social people don't necessarily not like being social, they just don't know how to act in social situations.
by PineappleJuice March 16, 2015
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pursuit of happiness

"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson
he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
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regret

A strong emotion that comes over one after realizing that they have really fucked up.
Regret is never fun.
Regret is an unsettling feeling.
I hope you don't regret your choices.
Regret is never fun.
Regret is not an easy thing to get over.
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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FWTWB

Acronym standing for fucked with the wrong bitch.
You idiot, you FWTWB.
by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015
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humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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karma

The phenomenon of:

what goes around, comes around
what goes up, must comes down
what's eaten, must be shitted
what's evil, will receive evil
what's good, will receive good
what's nice, will receive nice

karma
you better be able to eat whatever it is you dish up

if you can serve if you better be able to stomach it
She was kind and received kindness.
He was evil and received evil.

karma bitches
by PineappleJuice February 27, 2015
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screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.
I am a screener.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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