deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).

Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.

by Pete June 19, 2006

sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

by Pete January 02, 2004

bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

by pete September 19, 2003

corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

by pete November 04, 2003

bolio

a white guy (spanish)

Look at bolio trying to act black.

by Pete February 09, 2004