hard

bad ass, as in "hard core" usually bitches that think they're cool

that m-f'er thinks hes all hard, but hes really a bitch

by Pete April 14, 2003

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

man fat shooter

A penis. manfat is a word for semen.

I rogered Sara from behind with my man fat shooter.

by Pete November 14, 2004

The Gilmour

Our pub. I wish all those old men and losers who sit in our seats would just fuck off and take Mr Sleaze with them

Let's go to The Gilmour

by Pete February 08, 2005

roxilla

A beastly, black haired dog. Can sometimes be referred to as roxy. Loves food and is one of the most terrifying dogzilla from the japanese island

No!!!! Not Roxilla the beastly, black haired dog. At least shes not pulling a danny.

by Pete December 30, 2004

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

by Pete October 25, 2004

gauge

The Hottest underground porn star ever, she'll do anything, bj's, D.p's, dry anal, cum shots, handstand anal. everything...

Guage loves it up the butt.

by Pete September 03, 2003