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res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".
Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.
by Paul June 12, 2005
mugGet the res rocketsmug.

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 18, 2006
mugGet the macbook promug.

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.
Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.
by paul March 14, 2004
mugGet the Egg Beatermug.

North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
mugGet the North Cantonmug.

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass
"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"
by paul September 19, 2003
mugGet the poop minermug.

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.
Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.
by Paul March 22, 2005
mugGet the monkey womanmug.

stompdown

Usage: V., N.
The act of defecating in a shower and stomping it through the drain.
" I heard Jason took a stompdown in his girlfriend's shower. "

"Man, I couldn't wait for the toilet - I stomped down in the shower "
by Paul October 19, 2003
mugGet the stompdownmug.

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