Paul's definitions

puck bunny

A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.

Cant stand 'em puck bunnies

by Paul February 6, 2004

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.

You are a lord_of_muffins.

by Paul January 22, 2005

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004

walla

The work many people say / mispell in place of the French word - "voilà" which means (in English) "here it is".

"Walla" is a word used by ignorant people (particularly Americans) who simply don't know any better.

I was looking for my pen and voilà, here it is.

by Paul December 7, 2004

mushi

German slag for Vagina. Basically like the english slang word Pussy.

My Girlfriend has a tight Mushi

by Paul April 21, 2005

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

grooming

The act of pedifiles coaxing children into sexual encounters via the internet.

Earlier this year, Andrew Lay, a 35-year-old from Milton Keynes, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences against a young girl he first contacted through a chatroom when she was just 12.

by paul February 23, 2004