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Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.
"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.
by Paul November 15, 2004
mugGet the Gravel Samsonfrofmug.

Wrestle

Something Men do. It isn't "gay" it isn't "stupid", it is life. And while all you basketball and football players are sitting on your butts during the off-season Wrestlers are still out there and wrestling nearly every night of the week.
The WWE, NWA:TNA
by Paul May 13, 2004
mugGet the Wrestlemug.

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.
I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.
by Paul September 23, 2003
mugGet the assbreathmug.

Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!
paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob
by paul July 13, 2004
mugGet the Sifagemug.

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out
by Paul January 17, 2004
mugGet the trouser elephantmug.

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".
You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.
by Paul June 14, 2005
mugGet the Potent Potablesmug.

Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
Is Jared a total stoofek or what?
by Paul April 23, 2004
mugGet the Stoofekmug.

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