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to give oral sex to a woman
He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.
by Paul February 16, 2005

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A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love
A female's sexual organ
by Paul February 14, 2004

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when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.
I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.
by Paul August 06, 2004

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Scottish slang for a wood splinter
"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"
by Paul October 10, 2003

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A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004

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moer - Afrikaans for beat up
Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!
by Paul February 06, 2005

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Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!
I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!
by Paul January 17, 2004

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