Paul's definitions

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

by Paul June 19, 2003

SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty

" my dad's a senile delinquent "

by paul April 14, 2005

The Communist

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

by Paul January 31, 2005

z0mp

used by nixus regulars meaning rad or tottaly cool

way cool dude! that shit is really z0mp!

by Paul August 12, 2004

peenstank

a person that smells like penut butter

wow can u smell peenstank

by Paul May 16, 2004

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004