Paul's definitions

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

Boon-duh

How to pronounce "Bunda" which is Portuguese for butt.

Boon-duh is used the same way such words as "Badonkadonk" is used, but usually expressed in a loud manner.

Aaron: You see amanda foo'?
Allen: Yea' homie. That girl got Boon-duh!

by Paul January 2, 2005

moer

moer - Afrikaans for beat up

Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!

by Paul February 6, 2005