Paul's definitions

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004

analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.

he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.

by Paul July 27, 2004

girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004

bado

The word bado stands for (Bitch Ass Day Off). This is when you take a day off from work for no reason in particular.

Yo, I took a bado today 'cause I got hammered at the club last night.

by Paul July 29, 2004

slapped the yarmulka

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

by Paul August 2, 2004

planetmars

to get help on planetmars.co.za a large south african IT portal for PC newbies.

I got no idea why your pc is smokin' man, just planetmars it

by Paul August 3, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004