Paul's definitions
(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth
The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.
by Paul June 20, 2004

by Paul October 8, 2003

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.
"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".
"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
by Paul September 10, 2004

by paul April 1, 2004

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by paul August 3, 2004

by Paul August 12, 2004

by Paul December 15, 2003
