Paul's definitions

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004

Weak

Lacking in Skill, Strength or Quality

Your powers are weak old man!

by Paul February 13, 2006

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

colead

A lead that connects two gameboys together.

-dude, want to play on the gamboys?
-sure, where the hell did i leave my colead

by Paul October 1, 2004

I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

by Paul October 21, 2003