Paul's definitions

stogie joe

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth

The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.

by Paul June 20, 2004

rire

meaning "to laugh" in french, this word may be used instead of "LOL".

*woman falls down flight of stairs*

Rire! I can't believe that just happened.

by Paul October 8, 2003

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.

JC Denton owns all your asses

by paul April 1, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

nixus

large South African irc network nixus.org

"I'm bored! lets go admire the nixus irc opers"

by Paul August 12, 2004

spirit of the wolf

a spell in a gayme (purposefully mispelt) "Everquest" that allows your character to move faster.

Dude, seriously. find a better game.

by Paul December 15, 2003