Paul's definitions

Dyme

good girl, inteligent, with nice ass

Good girls, bad guys(featuring Dyme) DMX

by Paul June 27, 2006

soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

by Paul June 19, 2006

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004

Molie

(mō'lē, mŏ'lē)

Slang for a Somaliperson. Usually considered offensive.

Also spelled Moly or Moli

Get outta here, molie!

by Paul May 27, 2005

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007