Paul's definitions

gash

something that is crap

That polar-necked knitted pink sweater is gash

by Paul December 4, 2003

Bitch Bag

A dress purchased by a boyfriend or pimp. THe dress is chosen not because he thinks the girl will like it. It is selected because the pimp or boyfriend likes how it might make his girl look.

Did you see Frank at the mall yesterday? He had like two new Bitch Bags for Sandy.

by Paul August 23, 2004

David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004

Maggot

1) A fly in it's larvae form.
2) A person who throws up for reasons they shouldn't have
3) Verb. To throw up.
4) To trip out when one has not consumed a lot of alcohol or drugs.

see also mag

1) My garbage is filled with maggots.
2) Look at Fred throw up. What a maggot.
3) Holy shit, she just magged all over the lawn.
4) George is freaking out, and he only smoked like .5. What a maggot.

by Paul September 26, 2004

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004