Paul's definitions

Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!

paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob

by paul July 13, 2004

Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.

Is Jared a total stoofek or what?

by Paul April 23, 2004

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005

Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.

"Greentown Pride!"

by Paul June 19, 2004

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.

That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.

by paul October 2, 2004