Paul's definitions

unass the A-O

Quickly leave the area. AO is military for Area of Operations.

"The shits coming down. We gotta unass the AO!"

by Paul October 27, 2003

Ace (Noun)

"Ace" is the term bestowed on a military aviator who has accomplished five or more confirmed aerial "kills."

An Ace need not be a "pilot," although they are by far the predominat type. Gunners and "Wizzos" (Weapons Systems Officers) may aslo earn the Ace credential by defeating their enemies in aerial combat.

The Ace moniker is a dying breed today, with fighter combat becoming less and less likely to occur in modern war. High altitude bombing, electronic countermeasures and long range missiles have had the effect of limiting American Ace production to sigle digit numbers since the Vietnam war.

Richard Bong and Charles Gabreski were two of the most distinuguished Aces from World War II.

by Paul May 6, 2005

Ass tax

n. (1)Created while mispronouncing "brass tacks" as in "let's get down to brass tacks."
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.

"You betta need to be payin me that ass tax!"

by Paul July 3, 2006

little vinkles

Curly haired idiot slob
(see Joe Vitello)

Yo, you see that fat little vinkle? He looks like Corey Matthews

by paul February 18, 2004

hardy weineberg

a boner

when I saw her take off her shirt I got a hardy weineberg

by Paul June 5, 2003

Giblaz

He is your god, and he pwnz you.

"Hey, look, it's Giblaz"

by Paul January 30, 2003

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004