Paul's definitions

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

wretch

disgusting, morbid, rancid.
The level of intoxication or the level of your harsh comedown. A feeling of utter despair.

T-glo how he felt before he slept at the manch for 18 hours solid.
Frank after a hard 3 day comedown with pinky and his shades on at 12:00 pm in the day at the manch of course.

by paul January 11, 2005

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

wapang

The word spoken when a person is pimp slapping someone.

"Jerome walked up to Michael and yelled "WaPaNg", while he pimp slapped him."

by Paul September 21, 2004

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

getting crunk

one/more of the following:
1 partying
2 pushing people around and getting wild and crazy in the club
3 getting high
4 getting drunk
5 dancing/rapping/etc. to a wild beat like Lil' Jon or Three 6 Mafia

Yeah!!! Okay!!! What!!!

by paul October 15, 2004

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004