Paul's definitions

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

Swimmigrant

an immigrant in the US who swam over the river/gulf to get there.

Dude... That guy working at the McDonalds? He\\\\\\\'s such a swimmigrant! He doesn\\\\\\\'t even speak english!

by Paul May 27, 2007

Boon-duh

How to pronounce "Bunda" which is Portuguese for butt.

Boon-duh is used the same way such words as "Badonkadonk" is used, but usually expressed in a loud manner.

Aaron: You see amanda foo'?
Allen: Yea' homie. That girl got Boon-duh!

by Paul January 2, 2005

selimi

tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.

Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!

by Paul May 23, 2004

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004