Paul's definitions

Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.

According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.

by Paul August 21, 2003

bopper

any girl that gets down or engages in sexual activity

Damn man look at that bopper over there!

by Paul September 30, 2003

pimp

derived from the greek "pi": the symbol designating the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter and "imp": the devil's offspring. Therefore a pimp is hellabad and when provoked, will "bitchslap" someone, bringing his hand back and executing the movement in a 'circular' motion.

where's my money bitch!

by Paul July 27, 2004

David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004

wapang

The word spoken when a person is pimp slapping someone.

"Jerome walked up to Michael and yelled "WaPaNg", while he pimp slapped him."

by Paul September 21, 2004

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004