Definitions by PPratty

Urban Dictionary 

The dictionary where everyone can post anything even if its incorrect

Wow, Urban Dictionary is sooo cool!
Yeah, but it said that cows go oink

Urban Dictionary by PPratty February 24, 2020

Shrek 

A unit of time - approximately 1 hour 35 minutes (the length of the movie)

Wow, that concert went for so long!
Yeah, it was like 3 Shreks long!

Shrek by PPratty February 24, 2020

Sam 

Makes some dirty jokes and tried to do things under the teachers nose without them noticing

Chinese Teacher: Sam, say Shi
Sam: Shit

Sam by PPratty February 24, 2020

Nicholas 

He is a person who you will meet in your life that you will never see again. He is a crazy person, but kind hearted. He will try to be your friend, but then will betray you later. Nicholas will be your friend, enemy, and everything in between

Person: Hi Nick!
Nicholas: Microwave

This was written by a Lucas

Nicholas by PPratty February 23, 2020

Kiavash 

The person who wears a scrunchie without long enough hair to tie it back. Also makes dirty jokes, and plays games in class at school.

Person one: I saw Kiavash playing Minecraft in class yesterday!
Kiavash: I've got a massive penis that has fucked multiple hoes!

Kiavash by PPratty February 23, 2020

Hannah

Depressed and is really worried about his friend being attracted to toasters, microwaves, and fridges

My friend Hannah said I should sty with my microwave, but how could I?! The microwave cheated on me with the fridge!

Hannah by PPratty February 23, 2020

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn 

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn by PPratty February 23, 2020