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Shrek
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A unit of
time
- approximately 1 hour
35
minutes (the length of the
movie
)
Wow, that concert went for so
long
!
Yeah, it was
like
3 Shreks
long
!
Shrek
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February 24, 2020
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Urban Dictionary
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The
dictionary
where
everyone
can post anything even if its
incorrect
Wow, Urban
Dictionary
is sooo cool!
Yeah, but it
said
that cows
go
oink
Urban Dictionary
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February 24, 2020
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Sam
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Makes some dirty
jokes
and tried to do things under the
teachers
nose
without them noticing
Chinese Teacher
: Sam,
say
Shi
Sam:
Shit
Sam
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February 24, 2020
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Nicholas
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He is a person who you
will
meet in your life that you
will
never see again. He is a crazy person, but kind hearted. He
will
try to be your friend, but then will betray you later. Nicholas will be your friend, enemy, and everything in between
Person:
Hi
Nick!
Nicholas:
Microwave
This was written by a
Lucas
Nicholas
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February 23, 2020
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Kiavash
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The person who wears a
scrunchie
without long enough hair to
tie
it back. Also makes dirty
jokes
, and plays games in class at school.
Person one: I
saw
Kiavash playing Minecraft in class yesterday!
Kiavash: I've got a massive
penis
that has fucked multiple
hoes
!
Kiavash
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February 23, 2020
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Hannah
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Depressed
and is really worried about his friend being
attracted
to
toasters
, microwaves, and fridges
My friend Hannah said I should sty with my
microwave
, but how could I?! The
microwave
cheated on me with the
fridge
!
Hannah
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February 23, 2020
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My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn
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Basically
nicholas
' life
story
Nicholas
: this is
my life
story:
My
StIcK
iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn
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February 23, 2020
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