P'tainz's definitions

Ah Yeah!

(prounounced: Aahhh yyeeaaahhhh)
1. A normally emphatic utterance usually spoken to indicate enthused happiness, joy, or various types of victory, though dialectic evolution now sees the term used to express other emotions as well, such as surprise, anger, disappointment, even sorrow.
2. An emphatic utterance often spoken, principally by a male, during sexual intercourse at the moment of orgasm.

1. a. When "Sweet Home Alabama" came on the radio, I turned to Byrne and said, "Ah yeah!"
b. When the waitress brought my chicken-fried steak and mashed tatters and gravy, I took one look at the steaming dish, sat back and said, "Ah yeah!"
2. a. When Swain was humpin' Polls, he groaned "Ah yeah!" as he was sploogin'.
b. Horse was bangin' this chick in the backseat, and it wasn't long before I heard him say "Ah yeah!"

by P'tainz November 3, 2010

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Grunt

1. (v.) defecate, crap, poop (grunts, grunted)

2. (n.) crap, poop, turd

syn: poop (n.,v.); log, load (n.)

1. I grunted after the big lunch.

2. Byrne left a big grunt in the can.

by P'tainz May 9, 2019

B.T.

(n.) acronym for "big tits"; only acceptable for use when interchangable with one's name, as if a nickname, i.e. used only in the place of a name, specifically that of a female with large breasts (exs.: inappropriate use - That woman has B.T.; appropriate use - I have a date with B.T.)

When Bainz called me, it soon became apparent he was checking to see how my night with B.T. had gone.

by P'tainz February 12, 2013

klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

by P'tainz February 6, 2014

nuss

testicles (slang: balls, nuts); a pronunciation of "nuts" normally uttered by bummish, slack-jawed or gluttonously relaxed individuals, thus the omission of the "t" sound, which is deemed not worth the effort to enunciate.

syn.: baws

After sucking in the last hit from his bong, sprawled across the couch, glassy-eyed Swain told Horse, "C'mon over here an' sugg my nuss."

by P'tainz January 27, 2013

rampant ball

1. a. a ball, hairy or otherwise, that is profusely unrestrained or widespread; b. a prolific ball or nut (n.)

2. a. a ball or nut, hairy or otherwise, marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, or absence of restraint; b. an unrestrained or wild ball (n.)

1. Ya know Doug? That guy's got a rampant ball.

2. There is a rampant ball.

by P'tainz April 24, 2011