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(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
by P'tainz February 6, 2014
Get the klount broon mug.1. The imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person's stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. Derived from the Michelin Man (past mascot for Michelin Tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. When I looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled "Wount!" and I knew he was having a great time.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
Get the wount mug.1. (adj.) unintentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" (when used as an adjective, inappropriate for usage as a verb), normally because the inebriated person is unable to correctly pronounce the appropriate word
2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
1. As I stumbled into the backseat, I reached for another Milwaukee's Best and said to Roof, "Shi-att, Bainz is so donk!"
2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
by P'tainz January 23, 2013
Get the donk mug.(n.) eggs, as pronounced by dads; the way dads pronounce the word "eggs"; similar to dads' pronunciations of yogurt and apples (e.g. yogewt, appoes)
by P'tainz January 27, 2013
Get the aewggs mug.An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.
To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.
Dumb people write circular arguments.
To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.
Dumb people write circular arguments.
Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!
by P'tainz August 18, 2013
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1. A normally emphatic utterance usually spoken to indicate enthused happiness, joy, or various types of victory, though dialectic evolution now sees the term used to express other emotions as well, such as surprise, anger, disappointment, even sorrow.
2. An emphatic utterance often spoken, principally by a male, during sexual intercourse at the moment of orgasm.
1. A normally emphatic utterance usually spoken to indicate enthused happiness, joy, or various types of victory, though dialectic evolution now sees the term used to express other emotions as well, such as surprise, anger, disappointment, even sorrow.
2. An emphatic utterance often spoken, principally by a male, during sexual intercourse at the moment of orgasm.
1. a. When "Sweet Home Alabama" came on the radio, I turned to Byrne and said, "Ah yeah!"
b. When the waitress brought my chicken-fried steak and mashed tatters and gravy, I took one look at the steaming dish, sat back and said, "Ah yeah!"
2. a. When Swain was humpin' Polls, he groaned "Ah yeah!" as he was sploogin'.
b. Horse was bangin' this chick in the backseat, and it wasn't long before I heard him say "Ah yeah!"
b. When the waitress brought my chicken-fried steak and mashed tatters and gravy, I took one look at the steaming dish, sat back and said, "Ah yeah!"
2. a. When Swain was humpin' Polls, he groaned "Ah yeah!" as he was sploogin'.
b. Horse was bangin' this chick in the backseat, and it wasn't long before I heard him say "Ah yeah!"
by P'tainz November 3, 2010
Get the Ah Yeah! mug.Balls (testicles, nuts); the way a bum utters the word "balls." A slackish fashion in which to say the word "balls." Such a pronunciation denotes two things: 1. the speaker is using the common slang term for testicles (the term in not used to refer to objects such as baseballs, basketballs, etc.); and 2. the speaker is slack-jawed, speaking in an overly oafish or relaxed fashion, thus the alteration of the standard pronunciation.
Oh my baws.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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