P'tainz's definitions

Snert

(snd., excl.) A term that has no meaning or definition, usually spoken, though it may be written, to make an acqaintance laugh in an inappropriate situation; the term is often spoken as the speaker looks slightly downward and generally to the left or right, sometimes with his open hand extended outward from his nose

Hiedeman, not knowing that Robley had whispered "snert" to Horse and Roof, was perplexed by all of the laughter in the classroom.

by P'tainz February 22, 2013

Polls

A term symbolic of a young promiscuous female who frequently gets rammed. A teenage female who, when getting humped, hears her male partner telling a friend to "Get out" while he continues humping her. A teenage female who says "Let's go to your car" to a guy after he says "hi" to her and proceeds to boff him in the car. A teenage female about whom a teenage boy says to a friend in response to the friend's inquiry "How did you get her to suck your balls?", “I said, ‘Suck my nuts.’" A teenage female who is with a guy who says "Just think, me AND Moon" as he is doing her, encouraging her to have a threesome with his friend. A teenage female whose pussy is amazingly close to her ass. A teenage female who inadvertently uses her teeth when sucking chod.

Hey, Swain, I rammed Polls last night.

by P'tainz November 4, 2010

aewggs

(n.) eggs, as pronounced by dads; the way dads pronounce the word "eggs"; similar to dads' pronunciations of yogurt and apples (e.g. yogewt, appoes)

When Dad called on his way over, he said, "I stopped by Modaoe and I'm bringin' some aewggs."

by P'tainz January 27, 2013

Clams

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Pender

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

by P'tainz February 11, 2013

Moonzie Kaploonzie

1. An ardent bitch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)

2. A ball

1. "I saw ol' Moonzie Kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk."

2. "I hope Moonzie Kaploonzie got Henkins to pick up the case."

by P'tainz June 15, 2011

UDIAFA

Acronym for Urban Dictionary is a Fucking Asshole.

UDIAFA is ascribed to the lame-ass Urban Dictionary website by people who have been able to easily submit definitions in the past but for reasons that are never explained, are unable to post a particular definition. This is particularly frustrating when the Urban Dictionary user has had a number of pathetic, senseless or meaningless terms accepted before, but tries 20-25 times to have another term accepted but is unsuccessful, though the term is no more inane than the ones he has had accepted without hassle in the past, and no reason is give by the dumbass website (UDIAFA) why the term has not been accepted.

An Urban Dictionary user tries to post the term:

BUM
Oaf, laze-head (n.)

One of Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Horse, Roof or Swain; or an individual resembling one of the aforesaid in character or personality. (n.)

(pl.) bums

Example of usage: "Hell, look at them bums!"

tags: baws, wount, beer, booze, cheap, sleep, milwaukee's best, bainz, byrne

... but the term is never accepted and no reasons are given by the website (UDIAFA) why it's been rejected.

by P'tainz April 4, 2013