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Clams

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.
Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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Zugg my gogg

1. Unintentional enunciation of "Suck my cock" spoken by a male in the throes of amorous passion, thus the guttural, heavy tone and pronunciation. The command or suggestion made by a male to his female partner, "Suck my cock," as enunciated when lying on his back and feeling viscerally amorous. Often spoken when the male perceives he will be mounted and wishes to first be blown or, when making out, realizes his partner does not have blowing on her mind. (Research shows "Zugg my gogg" to be one of the most frequently spoken phrases during foreplay.)

2. Unintentional enunciation of "Suck my cock" spoken by a male whose nose is markedly plugged up, often due to allergies, a cold, or the flu. The command or suggestion made by a nasally stuffed-up male to his female partner, "Suck my cock," as enunciated when lying on his back and feeling viscerally amorous. Often spoken when the congested male perceives he will be mounted and wishes to first be blown or, when making out, realizes his partner does not have blowing on her mind. (Def. 2 is not as commonly recognized as Def. 1 and is less frequently spoken; some speculate this is due to the relatively low likelihood of a guy who is ailing from a cold, a sinus infection, or allergies requesting a blow from his partner.)
1. He had been squeezing her ass for so long as she kissed his neck and stoked his cobb through his jeans that he finally could not stand it a moment longer and uttered, 'Zugg my gogg.'

2. Though he had been laid up for days in bed with the flu, when Sarah came in and began to undress, bending to pick up her shoes off the floor, Craig, feeling intensely randy despite his illness, pleaded nasally to his wife, 'Ah yeah, zugg my gogg.'
by P'tainz September 18, 2013
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Heminway

A term used to desribe someone who is a writer, though more frequently someone who fashions him/herself a writer but really isn't, or is not a very good one; derived from the name Ernest Hemingway, famed American novelist and story writer, but with the "g" removed to give it a colliquial informal feel, suggesting its ironic nature.
Ol' Heminway over there is writing all the time; too bad it's all drivel! That schmuck thinks he's going to be the next great novelist.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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Moonzie Kaploonzie

1. An ardent bitch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)

2. A ball
1. "I saw ol' Moonzie Kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk."

2. "I hope Moonzie Kaploonzie got Henkins to pick up the case."
by P'tainz June 15, 2011
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big nuts

by P'tainz April 17, 2013
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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk
1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.
by P'tainz March 25, 2011
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Polls

A term symbolic of a young promiscuous female who frequently gets rammed. A teenage female who, when getting humped, hears her male partner telling a friend to "Get out" while he continues humping her. A teenage female who says "Let's go to your car" to a guy after he says "hi" to her and proceeds to boff him in the car. A teenage female about whom a teenage boy says to a friend in response to the friend's inquiry "How did you get her to suck your balls?", “I said, ‘Suck my nuts.’" A teenage female who is with a guy who says "Just think, me AND Moon" as he is doing her, encouraging her to have a threesome with his friend. A teenage female whose pussy is amazingly close to her ass. A teenage female who inadvertently uses her teeth when sucking chod.
Hey, Swain, I rammed Polls last night.
by P'tainz November 4, 2010
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