hoonz bae

1. A middle-aged male who wears red shirts with frontal lettering inside-out; An often strutting middle-aged man wearing informal shirts, usually red-colored, inside out (n., Ger.)

2. A wasp hive on which the wasps are inactive or at rest (n., Ger.)

3. a. A rollicking, partially free-form dance move originated in and primarily performed in small-town western South Dakota (n.); b. Performing a wild, rollicking dance that originated in western South Dakota small towns, probably performed in such location (v., hoonz baes, hoonz baed, hoonz baing)
1. I saw a hoonz bae walking across the court yard, and I swear I almost ran over and kicked him in the nuts.

2. There's a hoonz bae.

3.b. Lonnie got wasted last night and hoonze baed all night long.
by P'tainz April 22, 2011
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cobb

Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
by P'tainz October 07, 2010
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UDIAFA

Acronym for Urban Dictionary is a Fucking Asshole.

UDIAFA is ascribed to the lame-ass Urban Dictionary website by people who have been able to easily submit definitions in the past but for reasons that are never explained, are unable to post a particular definition. This is particularly frustrating when the Urban Dictionary user has had a number of pathetic, senseless or meaningless terms accepted before, but tries 20-25 times to have another term accepted but is unsuccessful, though the term is no more inane than the ones he has had accepted without hassle in the past, and no reason is give by the dumbass website (UDIAFA) why the term has not been accepted.
An Urban Dictionary user tries to post the term:

BUM
Oaf, laze-head (n.)

One of Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Horse, Roof or Swain; or an individual resembling one of the aforesaid in character or personality. (n.)

(pl.) bums

Example of usage: "Hell, look at them bums!"

tags: baws, wount, beer, booze, cheap, sleep, milwaukee's best, bainz, byrne

... but the term is never accepted and no reasons are given by the website (UDIAFA) why it's been rejected.
by P'tainz April 04, 2013
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Drouts

verb (drouts: droutses, droutsed, droutsing)

The act of investigating thrown-away containers or wrappers from a trash receptacle with the hope of finding some leftover crumbs or food remains.
"I hadn't eaten any breakfast, so when I found I was sitting next to the trash can with Doritos and Sun Chips wrappers at the top, I couldn't help but to drouts."
by P'tainz October 08, 2010
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nugg

1. (slang) Nuts, balls, testicles; most commonly used when referring to receiving an impact to the nuts; short for nuggets (n.)
Oof! Ohhh, right in the nuggs.
by P'tainz April 24, 2011
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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk
1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.
by P'tainz March 25, 2011
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wount

1. The imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person's stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. Derived from the Michelin Man (past mascot for Michelin Tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.

2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. When I looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled "Wount!" and I knew he was having a great time.
by P'tainz October 07, 2010
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