Clams 

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

Clams by P'tainz October 7, 2010

clams 

dollas. dolla bills y'all.

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

clams by serpeco May 28, 2001

clams 

Another name for the female genitalia.

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.

clams by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005

Clams 

A group of Girls and Guys who are a heavy drinkers and are always a good time. They NEVER Judge others as a person...only as a group and are capable of becoming a guido or guidette at any moment. They are also very exclusive with new clam entries. Origins are linked back to the unexpected viewing of someones hoo haa.

Are any Clams working tonight?

Clams by The Funny Clam February 11, 2010

Clams 

Completely Lacking Any Mental Stimulation

Def 1. Being really bored
Def 2. Descibing an Idiot

Ex 1. My brain is clams at the moment
Ex 2. You people are clams!

Clams by NKKF October 6, 2007

Clams 

A drug made of a temperpedic cotton ball dipped in jelly. Combination of MDMA and LSD. Symptoms include burping, dizziness, memory loss and erectile disfunction...

"yo, lost night i got wicked f***** up on Clams"

Clams by Claire Bidell December 21, 2008

Clams 

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal

Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower

Clams by clamy mc. nasty March 1, 2007