Clams

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Clams

A group of Girls and Guys who are a heavy drinkers and are always a good time. They NEVER Judge others as a person...only as a group and are capable of becoming a guido or guidette at any moment. They are also very exclusive with new clam entries. Origins are linked back to the unexpected viewing of someones hoo haa.

Are any Clams working tonight?

by The Funny Clam February 11, 2010

Clams

Completely Lacking Any Mental Stimulation

Def 1. Being really bored
Def 2. Descibing an Idiot

Ex 1. My brain is clams at the moment
Ex 2. You people are clams!

by NKKF October 6, 2007

Clams

A drug made of a temperpedic cotton ball dipped in jelly. Combination of MDMA and LSD. Symptoms include burping, dizziness, memory loss and erectile disfunction...

"yo, lost night i got wicked f***** up on Clams"

by Claire Bidell December 21, 2008

Clams

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal

Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower

by clamy mc. nasty March 1, 2007

Clam on

1. When a woman becomes aroused to the point of moistening.

2. The female equivalent to a male hard on.

3. When a female is obviously wet.

Example for Def. 1

Meagan: "Do you see that guy Joe over there?

Amy: "Yes, he is awesome."
Meagan: " I know, he gives me a raging clam on"

Example for Def. 2
I have a clam on from Brumblao's lazy eye.

Example for Def. 3
Joe: "You see that girl Meagan over there?"
Tyler: "Yeah, What about her?"
Joe: "She obviously has a clam on!"

by JoeBrumblao81 December 9, 2013

The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010