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Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.
They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.
Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.
The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.
Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.
The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.
police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.
The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"
There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.
The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"
There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
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Their favorite activity is to hide under a kids bed, then just as the kid is ready to drift off to sleep they sneak up under the bed covers and grab the kid by the foot. If the kid is not completely scared they will try dragging him out of bed. On other occasions they become invisible and pull the sheets off the kid when they are awake. This makes the shhets look like they are moving on their own.
Their favorite activity is to hide under a kids bed, then just as the kid is ready to drift off to sleep they sneak up under the bed covers and grab the kid by the foot. If the kid is not completely scared they will try dragging him out of bed. On other occasions they become invisible and pull the sheets off the kid when they are awake. This makes the shhets look like they are moving on their own.
it's the 1950's and little Johnnie screams out in the night.
Johnnies mom: What's the matter dear?"
Johnnie; The Clipcloppers and Cottas are grabbing my feet"
Johnnies mom; " Don't say that ever again or the police will come and lock you up in the lunatic Asylum for the rest of your life."
Johnnies mom: What's the matter dear?"
Johnnie; The Clipcloppers and Cottas are grabbing my feet"
Johnnies mom; " Don't say that ever again or the police will come and lock you up in the lunatic Asylum for the rest of your life."
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A good example; You get a late notice from your credit card company. Instead of paying the minimum you pay the entire account off. Afterward they keep sending late notices and making phone calls. You phone them, you e-mail them, and you even send letters by snail mail to them.
All responses you receive from them are in lawyer language. They admit nothing and say nothing that makes any sense except to say that you are late with your payment and you will be reported to the credit bureau. Then mysteriously two weeks after payment had been sent electronically to them the payment posts and the calls end.
A good example; You get a late notice from your credit card company. Instead of paying the minimum you pay the entire account off. Afterward they keep sending late notices and making phone calls. You phone them, you e-mail them, and you even send letters by snail mail to them.
All responses you receive from them are in lawyer language. They admit nothing and say nothing that makes any sense except to say that you are late with your payment and you will be reported to the credit bureau. Then mysteriously two weeks after payment had been sent electronically to them the payment posts and the calls end.
Wife: Why are we still getting those calls from the credit card company?
Husband: I paid them off a week ago but they say I did not. I have called them and e-mailed them. At first they act like I am lying. Then after they keep me on hold for a long time their tone turns cautious and they start talking in corporate doublespeak.
Husband: I paid them off a week ago but they say I did not. I have called them and e-mailed them. At first they act like I am lying. Then after they keep me on hold for a long time their tone turns cautious and they start talking in corporate doublespeak.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter September 16, 2012
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B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of
chemtrails.
B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of
chemtrails.
A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!
B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.
B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012
Get the Chemtard mug.Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."
The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."
The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012
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This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012
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Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners and don't take to strangers unless they are socialized.
Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners and don't take to strangers unless they are socialized.
Shady Bob wanted to get in the dog breeding business. He had a male Dachshund and a female Pekinese. He bred the two and sold them as Longhaired Dachshunds to gullible people.
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