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Chemtard

A. Someone who fails chemistry class.

B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of

chemtrails.

A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!

B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012

Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.

Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012

Greyhound Therapy

The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.

This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.

Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.

Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.

The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012

Dachshund

A breed of dog developed in Germany starting around 1600. The breed took almost 100 years to develop but is being ruined in modern times by people who cross breed them with any type of dog. The breed is also being affected by owners of puppy mills who sell dogs with genetic defects.

Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners and don't take to strangers unless they are socialized.

Shady Bob wanted to get in the dog breeding business. He had a male Dachshund and a female Pekinese. He bred the two and sold them as Longhaired Dachshunds to gullible people.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter August 1, 2012

Social Worker

The man or woman who whenever a movie is made about a mental hospital is always portrayed as a hero. In those movies they play the role of the tireless defender of the mentally ill who fights against the system. In real life they are the ones who run the mental hospitals therefore they are the system. Movies are like this because most writers of these scripts have been patients at mental hospitals. Social workers readily accept credit for the good and are even better at putting the blame for bad situations off on the Doctors, nurses, aides, and that ambiguous entity called "The team."

Sally the the social worker ordered Adam the aide to take Mary the mental patient's personal radio away from her because she only earned four stars out of five in Sally's therapy group. Adam takes the radio. Mary the mental patient complains to Sally the social worker about Adam the aide taking her radio. Sally tells Mary she has "No clue" why Adam did that. Mary assaults Adam with a heavy object causing him permanent brain damage. Mary then files abuse and neglect charges against Adam. Sally and Mary both testify against him and he is fired. The local newspaper hears of this and does a story that portrays Sally as a hero and Mary as the heroic victim. The team of social workers who run the institution see to it that Adam gets denied both medical care and unemployment benefits. Adam tries fighting them in court but with brain damage he can't think clearly and neglects his personal appearance. The jury at the trial had all seen a movie the previous night about a mental hospital where the aides were bullies, the patients were victims, and the social workers were heros. Adam does 3 months in jail for his supposed assault against mary and now roams the streets homeless. Sally gets a big promotion. Mary wins a lawsuit against the mental institution and was filthy rich for a short time. A well meaning but incompetent social worker mismanaged her funds.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 30, 2011

Trespassed

The word many people use for the term No-Trespass Warning given to people by law enforcement when they create a disturbance in a store.

Kashina threw a fit when Popeye's ran out of fried chicken. The police were called and gave her a no trespass warning.

The manager told the employees; :" She is trespassed , call the cops when she comes in here again!"

by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 15, 2021

Second Hand Snitch

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.

Bill was the boss's favorite Second Hand Snitch.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 26, 2021