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Janet pulled down her panties to reveal her vagina. Brian was so chuffed as he'd not seen such a terrificunt in all his life!
by On the Buses December 7, 2019
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Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
by On the Buses February 20, 2018
Get the Resting-grinch-face mug.“At the age of 13, Simon was experiencing an intense sexual turmoil and thus looked to the past for inspiration by using Gaylientology
by On the Buses January 16, 2018
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After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.
by On the Buses February 2, 2018
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Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.
by On the Buses July 7, 2020
Get the Icky Chippy mug.Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.
by On the Buses November 21, 2022
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Terry was on a promise as it had been a while since he’d played hide the sausage with Beryl. He took this fleeting opportunity to get the garden fence painted within this window of enthusiasm.
by On the Buses November 15, 2020
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