Definitions by On the Buses
Fatsimilie
Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.
Fatsimilie by On the Buses November 21, 2022
Ukranium
Mykola normally works in an office answering phones and working the company inbox. He now faces down Putins tanks having never used a weapon in his life. Mykola is made of 100% Ukranium.
Ukranium by On the Buses March 5, 2022
Darude-Boi
Darude-Boi is a middle aged, white man who can’t let go of the record ‘Sandstorm’ by ‘Darude’. He is perpetually living in the year 2000.
Simon closed himself off to all other music with repetitive beats. He just could not move on from Darude - Sandstorm. He even named his cat, Darude. Time to move on, Simon. Stop being a Darude-Boi!!
Darude-Boi by On the Buses April 27, 2021
Darude-Boy
A 38 year old ex raver who just can’t let go of the ‘old days’ of trance music. Hey plays ‘Darude - Sandstorm’ from his Mini Disc player, more often than he has consumed hot dinners.
Dazza has shut himself off to new musical experiences. Whatever examples his Millennial mates give him - all he wants is 90’s and Sandstorm! He is a Darude-Boy for life!
Darude-Boy by On the Buses April 1, 2021
Window of Enthusiasm
A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.
Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.
Window of Enthusiasm by On the Buses November 23, 2020
Window of Enthusiasm
A very specific period of time that is entirely dependant on motivation, willingness and the possibility of reward.
Terry was on a promise as it had been a while since he’d played hide the sausage with Beryl. He took this fleeting opportunity to get the garden fence painted within this window of enthusiasm.
Window of Enthusiasm by On the Buses November 15, 2020
Icky Chippy
A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.
Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.
Icky Chippy by On the Buses July 7, 2020