“At the age of 13, Simon was experiencing an intense sexual turmoil and thus looked to the past for inspiration by using Gaylientology
by On the Buses January 16, 2018
A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.
Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.
by On the Buses November 23, 2020
Janet pulled down her panties to reveal her vagina. Brian was so chuffed as he'd not seen such a terrificunt in all his life!
by On the Buses December 07, 2019
A 38 year old ex raver who just can’t let go of the ‘old days’ of trance music. Hey plays ‘Darude - Sandstorm’ from his Mini Disc player, more often than he has consumed hot dinners.
Dazza has shut himself off to new musical experiences. Whatever examples his Millennial mates give him - all he wants is 90’s and Sandstorm! He is a Darude-Boy for life!
by On the Buses April 01, 2021
A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.
After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.
by On the Buses February 02, 2018
A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.
Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
by On the Buses February 20, 2018
A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.
Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.
by On the Buses July 07, 2020