Definitions by Mr. Dyche
Delay Technique
It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.
Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.
Delay Technique by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025
Delay Technique
I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.
Delay Technique by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025
buzz assassin
One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.
I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.
buzz assassin by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018
Osteentatious
Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.
Osteentatious by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017
Park Slope Speedball
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
Park Slope Speedball by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
Choreture
The mindless forcing (always by a wife of a husband) to do tedious busywork, because of a perceived imbalance in the sharing of household chores.
While trying to watch game 7, he was choretured several times during a riveting, back-and-forth first half to take out the garbage, put in the air conditioner, put his plates in the dishwasher, water the plants, and let her know when he was going to PLEASE put his clothes away.