Mr Wall's definitions

fremont

Fremont CA, prime example of a white suburban city located 40 minutes south of San Francisco. People who live there have no desire to leave or excel in life. They are happy to get married before they can legally drink, spit out a half dozen kids, drink bad Light beer and never get exposed to any real culture.

All culture is fed to them thru the television and US weekly since going out and actually experiencing the world is beyond their capabilities.

• Why the fuck do you still use moose?
• There’s nothing wrong with it! All my friends think it looks good
• That’s cuz you live in Fremont!

by Mr Wall December 28, 2005

classy

Ghettofied adjective from the late 70’s & 80’s that somehow became socially acceptable with predominately middle & upper class homogenized White Americans, especially during the last few years. The biggest mistake connected with the use of this term is that it should never be used to describe oneself. Those who use it to describe themselves never are.

Excuse me, I am a classy lady! Maybe I please have a paper bag & a straw!

by Mr Wall October 27, 2005

hater

A person whose jealousy of another person success or achievements makes them verbally nit-pick any flaws no matter how small or just make up flaws in order to somehow try and belittle the successful person.

The term is more often than not used improperly to title a person who simply does not like something or someone because it’s not what they are into.

Hater: there’s no way John could score a chick that hot, he’s gotta be paying her
Dude: man, why do you have to be a straight up hater?

by Mr Wall July 24, 2006

broseph

Middle upperclass white male usually in their mid 20’s to late 30’s. Raised in the suburbs and got their MBA paid for by their mom & dad. They attempt to hang out in major metropolitan areas at trendy little bars spending their time with coked out cougars.

They can be easily identified since they always travel in packs, will all have overly gelled hair and all wear vertically stripped shirts with the stench of excessive cologne basically looking like a pack of date rapist.

I hate going to the marina, it's full of Broseph's and Cougars

by Mr Wall September 1, 2006

Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

5150

police term for "Danger to themself & others" somehow adopted by motorcycle Stunters to mean "Crazy" even though the correct police term for Crazy is 800

check out the guy on the R1, he's straight up 5150!

by Mr Wall February 8, 2006

yellow fever

When a white male has an excessive attraction towards females of the Asian persuasion regardless of how FOBISH or jacked up looking the girl really is; he’ll still think she’s the most fuckable thing on the planet. Also, they know nothing about the girls culture, can rarely tell the difference between any nationalities, think they all fuck like the girls they see in porn and never heard of Laos until King of The Hill.

Fevered: dude, I wanna fuck Trang!
Friend: are you kidding me? She’s missing half her teeth and is built like a 12 year old boy! Plus she barely speaks English! man! You’ve got yellow fever!

by Mr Wall December 28, 2005