Michael's definitions

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003

fuckety fuck fuck

worse than fuck, like triple fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck

by michael October 29, 2004

east cobb

East Cobb is a part of Cobb County in Marietta, Georgia. contrary to popular belief, East Cobb is not in Atlanta. it is a beautiul, wealthy suburban area just outside of Atlanta, Georgia. East Cobb is known as the "rich" part of Cobb County.

that girl is such an east cobb snob!

by Michael May 13, 2005

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

by Michael December 6, 2003

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

Bunk

really stupid and lame and dumb and dissapointing and loserish and annoying and stupid and crappy and shitty and horseshitty and stupid and lame.
sounds even better when you say it with hecka

Aw man, thats hecka bunk.

Yo dawg, that chick was like, B-zunk!

Dude, right now im going to use a synonym for stupid lame dumb loserish and stupid.....buNk!

by Michael June 2, 2004

Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.

You are my Aviva.

by Michael September 15, 2003