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Abuuh

Ususally growled by tigers or hot women, it is an expression of disbelief or confusion.
Tiger 1: Damn Brittany, is that a blimp or your ass?

Tiger 2: Abuhh ... maybe.
by Michael October 20, 2003
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Do Shit

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.
When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.
by Michael February 10, 2005
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Emo "metal"

Its all that crappy music they play on Uranium and Headbangers ball. It has annoying guitars and annoying-er voices.
by Michael August 25, 2004
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the done thing

Whatever practice society considers normal. It's something that a lot of people do only because everyone else does it (even though they don't realise it).
Women in the 19th century had hairy legs—not because they didn't have razors, but because it was the done thing.

Women in the 2000s have shaven legs—not because it looks or feels better, but because it is the done thing.

Women in the 2000s wear thongs—not because they are sexy, but because it is the done thing. If it was actually worn because it's sexy, it would have been done back in 1979.
by Michael March 19, 2004
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fitch

(n.) Either 1) a usu. young, hot woman/girl, or 2) used as a synonym for snizz or pussy, the female sex organs
Damn, look at that sweet fitch, she's hot as hell!

Gimme that fitch, bitch!
by Michael June 30, 2005
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Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
by Michael November 25, 2003
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clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown
Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.
by michael October 27, 2003
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