Michael's definitions

Serra

n.; The planeswalker who created angels and whose plane was ultimately destroyed by Phyrexians. See Magic.

Serra could kick Urza's ass any day!

by Michael February 27, 2004

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

ep0nz!e

a leet cs player with tons of cs experience and when used in a clan can be deadly against the opposing team :O

ep0nz!e just aced the whole team with a para!

by Michael March 7, 2005

red hot

A lady or man whore who puts it about more than the average ...

Also can be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room, spotting the whore, and saying "Alrite red'ot!"

by Michael February 25, 2005

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003

bd

The abbreviation "bd" comes from the Age of Empires II Clan Highly Evolved. The word refers to a "ball dropper".

OMFG. BD.

Argh, you bd so hard.

Confucious say, "Those who bd, also enjoy gay sex."

stfu. bd.

by Michael January 21, 2005