Michael's definitions

fozzie

an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.

That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest

by michael July 1, 2004

G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.

"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."

by Michael February 27, 2005

sex wee

another name for spunk, sperm, vagina jam.

oh my god, you have sex wee on your jeans

by michael January 30, 2004

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

Fruiton

One who loves man cock up his ass or recieving from other male

I knew Tom was a fruiton when he whipped it out and tried to seduce me

by Michael December 2, 2003

duke

refering to a person

you not like me duke

by Michael May 18, 2003

uber cool

First created by Michael in 2004 to show that something was extremely cool. Uber Cool comes from "Uber" which means very, and "Cool" which is self explanitory. Thus the phrase Uber Cool was invented

"Dude that was uber cool"

by Michael March 20, 2005