Michael's definitions

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

on crack

Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.

Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab

by Michael January 18, 2005

richie rich

see "richierich"

see "richierich

by michael April 21, 2003

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

blee

head, blowjob, etc

that bitch gives nasty blee.

by michael May 5, 2003

alienware

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

by michael October 22, 2004

Dog Ball

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

by Michael September 8, 2004