Michael's definitions

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

Bunk

really stupid and lame and dumb and dissapointing and loserish and annoying and stupid and crappy and shitty and horseshitty and stupid and lame.
sounds even better when you say it with hecka

Aw man, thats hecka bunk.

Yo dawg, that chick was like, B-zunk!

Dude, right now im going to use a synonym for stupid lame dumb loserish and stupid.....buNk!

by Michael June 2, 2004

G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.

"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."

by Michael February 27, 2005

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

Fruiton

One who loves man cock up his ass or recieving from other male

I knew Tom was a fruiton when he whipped it out and tried to seduce me

by Michael December 2, 2003

duke

refering to a person

you not like me duke

by Michael May 18, 2003

uber cool

First created by Michael in 2004 to show that something was extremely cool. Uber Cool comes from "Uber" which means very, and "Cool" which is self explanitory. Thus the phrase Uber Cool was invented

"Dude that was uber cool"

by Michael March 20, 2005