Michael's definitions

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

Masakazu Katsura

Mangaka, author of many successful shonen-ai such as "Video Girl Ai", "DNA2" and "I"S". His art is amazingly good, his stories talk about young 16-year olds with sentimental problems.

Masakazu Katsura created Ai and just for that he should be made a saint.

by Michael June 11, 2006

King Karma

A killer Rock band.

King Karma rocks!

by Michael August 7, 2003

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003