Michael's definitions

Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz

Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

by Michael June 15, 2018

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Housin

The act of driving by a house and shooting at it with weapons.

He was housin in my hood, so let's go housin by his house.

by Michael July 4, 2004

sboob

a loser; moron; dumbshit; worthless piece of shit; see fuckface

What a sboob.
Nice try, you sboob.
Don't be his friend, cuz he's a sboob.

by Michael July 13, 2004

hovering hippo

used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

by michael July 15, 2004

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

manogamy

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

by michael August 1, 2004