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Considered the greatest being alive.

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by michael December 3, 2007

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

Vallarta

A Mexican supermarket, found in some states of the U.S., near Mexico.

I love to shop at Vallarta.

by Michael March 23, 2005

shitbox

noun, 1.buttocks,when clothed; 2.ass-crack, anal cleff, and buttocks when unclothed

dude! look at the shitbox on that dude.

by Michael May 21, 2004

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005