Michael's definitions

poop

a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.

Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.

by michael July 4, 2006

reveal

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.

Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.

by Michael May 3, 2004

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

foshizzo

for sure; absolutely

Oh.. foshizzo yo, that WAS whack!

by Michael April 29, 2003

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Skunk

Being one of looseness; one who smells like sexual intercourse and is irresistable to wiki.

Guy#1: woh! she is a SKUNK!
Guy#2: Yeah, i could show her a good time.
Guy#1 dude, your a wiki.

by michael May 7, 2005