Michael's definitions

skateboarder

Someone who does something good with their life and somehow gets the blame for vandalising and known to cause trouble lol but theres more than that theres a lot of skill and pain in it aswell why not go on www.mikesole.8m.com just sk8 for fun if u dont ure not a true skateboarder.

and if u pose with a skateboard ure just a townie trying to look cool.

by michael March 30, 2004

Bone

That word meens, naff, crap, not very gud.

The word came from dog solders, that movie rocks because it is a british film. You bone, like a boning boner.

by Michael January 27, 2004

sboob

a loser; moron; dumbshit; worthless piece of shit; see fuckface

What a sboob.
Nice try, you sboob.
Don't be his friend, cuz he's a sboob.

by Michael July 13, 2004

ManFanny

When a guy puts his cock between his legs and pretends to have a fanny

Look at Steve he is doing the manfanny

by Michael October 20, 2004

Szalam

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry

Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.

by Michael November 12, 2004

woot!

exclm; used in times of great excitement; to express a stage of extreme excitement; often used instead of "yes!" "saweet!""awesome", etc.;

Kid 1: "What are we doing tonight?"

Kid 2: "Getting high on Vlad."

Kid 1: "Woot!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004