ashwishta shwong

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"

rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...

by Michael April 12, 2004

Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 30, 2005

mobizzle

The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

by Michael August 11, 2004

uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.

I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.

by Michael April 09, 2005

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

mep

other word for no, or nope, or shut down.

that guy just got mepped by her

by michael February 21, 2005

pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

by Michael October 13, 2003