Michael's definitions

King Karma

A killer Rock band.

King Karma rocks!

by Michael August 7, 2003

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

comforter

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

by michael November 11, 2003

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003

mep

other word for no, or nope, or shut down.

that guy just got mepped by her

by michael February 21, 2005