Michael's definitions

Kinto

the ass whole, and thats means you michael

yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama,

BURNED, I'M THE INSULT MASTER

by Michael April 1, 2005

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

kuck

name used by some of the coolest people in the world.

Kuck is so cool--he buys flowers randomly, makes sure everything is ok, and will drive you anywhere.

by michael June 5, 2004

poo face

a face which has been excreeted upon, mainly because girls have really fucked up tendancies when it comes to erotics...

' I fucked that one, hes a right poo face now'

by michael May 13, 2005

Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

poop

a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.

Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.

by michael July 4, 2006

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005