Michael's definitions

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

pathamm

Something that is the best in its class; the very epitome of gretness; elite; apex.

Even those of us who have herculean appetites for the diverse and the bizarre, who are the pathamm of our field, get tired.

by Michael September 12, 2003

fozzie

an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.

That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest

by michael July 1, 2004

G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.

"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."

by Michael February 27, 2005

sex wee

another name for spunk, sperm, vagina jam.

oh my god, you have sex wee on your jeans

by michael January 30, 2004

Szalam

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry

Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.

by Michael November 12, 2004

woot!

exclm; used in times of great excitement; to express a stage of extreme excitement; often used instead of "yes!" "saweet!""awesome", etc.;

Kid 1: "What are we doing tonight?"

Kid 2: "Getting high on Vlad."

Kid 1: "Woot!"

by Michael May 13, 2005