Michael's definitions

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005

mep

other word for no, or nope, or shut down.

that guy just got mepped by her

by michael February 21, 2005

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

foshizzo

for sure; absolutely

Oh.. foshizzo yo, that WAS whack!

by Michael April 29, 2003