Michael's definitions

Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz

Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

by Michael June 15, 2018

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow, that woman is really wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

Shookafied

Having a vast knowledge of computers.

He is shookafied.
She is shookafied.
They are shookafied.

by Michael February 15, 2005

bunghuligan

see buttpirate

dude, you're being a bunghuligan again

by Michael June 20, 2003

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

duck sick

when a guy receives oral sex. (created by one drunk Mark P. while trying to say "dick sucked")

I'm going out with her tonight and I hope I get my duck sick.

by michael March 24, 2004