Michael's definitions

gringo rape

Fucking a white girl with out her wanting it.

Dude the reason i am here is that my mom was gringo raped.

by michael October 27, 2003

niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003

ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 30, 2003

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

accounting

define accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of good accounting information

business,finance and information technology

by michael April 25, 2005