Michael's definitions

jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

by michael August 17, 2003

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

mother palm and her five daughters

The art of female masturbation

"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."

by Michael August 11, 2004

konichiwa

Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"

Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?

by Michael February 21, 2005

boogiesmeckle

a monster of some sorts...

Adam Fahr is a boogiesmeckle

by Michael March 31, 2003

Binx

A girl from a poor litte town called Portland, which is part of Oregon. Her dad is even boy hating psycho who refers to people as "shit heads" and her twin sister is also evil! She on the other hand is rather a nice person.. despite her obsession with everything even containing the word britian, or england, or scotland even? Apart from irn bru, which despite its deliciousness, she does not like!
Also reffered to as "wheetabinx"!

Who is obsessed with Britain?

Why, that would have to be Binx!

by Michael April 13, 2005