Mercenary X99's definitions

The Sarandon Stare

In reference to the original 1985 film Fright Night, where actor Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige woos the character Amy at Club Radio.

THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.

Victor: "Barely legal... Cougars... GILFs. They all fall to the Sarandon Stare."

Random People: "What?"

Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"

{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.

by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011

Belladonna Nasty

In reference/salute to Adult Video Star Belladonna, it is slang for the status of a sexually righteous woman comfortable in her sexuality who throws logic to the wind and BECOMES sex and anything goes. When that woman has become the living epitome of raw and over the top sex, where roughness and sensuality collide into a supernova of endless moans and groans and the joys of being human end in eruptions of bliss from both male and female.

Mike: "Man I'm the luckiest man alive."

Nathan: "Why?"

Mike: "Stacy got Belladonna Nasty on me after the concert. I can barely walk from her artistry, and she's not gonna shit right for a week either."

by Mercenary X99 November 16, 2011

Taboo Wonder

Alternative slang for attractive (hotter than they have a right to be) pre op Transsexual women and/or Shemales, that has poisoned the mind of a otherwise heterosexual male, as it better describes the subject of illicit fantasies one otherwise would never have thought possible. That one is in fact #1> A Taboo and #2> A Wonder to the eye of the beholder causing possible detritus to many and all, in the manner of a sub genre of porn that has overtaken the internet where 90% of the viewers are bored straight men.

Dan: "According to Capcom of Japan, Poison from the Final Fight beat 'em up video game is a pre op Shemale, dood!"

Mike: "NO! I refuse to accept this. I it's a genetic female biker slut in the Mad Gear gang."

Tom: "Taboo Wonder or not, anyone that looks that hot as a woman is getting the Chorizo Thundercrack, and gets it twice as hard in the back door for any more than meets the eye treachery!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

Collective Majority

Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.

If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.

by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

Disco Barbarian

A rugged hero (in contrast to some emo wussy boy type) who lives IN the moment and moves WITH the moment, and isn't afraid to get nuts on the dance floor, even when he doesn't know how to dance professionally. This is someone getting into the music (usually Industrial/Electronica of some sort) and mixing up 70s Disco Inferno moves with 80s Break Dancing, The Running Man and inventing shit on the fly, LOST IN A GOOD TIME, and in return, gets the party motivated into having a good time too. Basically an all balls no brains go to midnight fueled by IDGAF (I Don't Give A Fuck). ---Often times it is the Disco Barbarian who gets the digits and the ladies, because he isn't lacking in confidence and can have a good time, and he's not ultimately some punk ass wuss.

Random Dood: "This guy can't even dance properly!???"

{women screaming in the background}

Jenny: "So! This guy is fucking awesome, unlike you assholes sitting around doing nothing."

Random Guy: "MAH FUCKIN' DISCO BARBARIAN slaying the floor!"

{Disco Barbarian is welcomed to a table of ladies}

by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011

Crunk Nuclear

Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.

Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.

THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*

by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011