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ginger

A ginger is a person with red hair.

All previous entries can only be explained by the extreme likelihood that they were written by mentally-handicapped and racist children, who walked in on their mothers having extra-marital intercourse with red-haired men. Recently, magazines such as tatler, vogue, and numerous newspapers have heralded this the age of 'the ginger' and have called it the new blonde. Such articles published a list of numerous celebrities who have dyed their hair red as part of the trend.
Damian Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Lindsay Lohan, Phillip Seymour-Hoffman are all what would be called a 'ginger'

This list does not include celebrities who have recently begun dying their hair red as part of the 'new-blonde' redhead resurgence.
by Matt June 18, 2006
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blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.
Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!
by matt June 18, 2006
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hardcore

If punk rock is frustrated, then this is pissed off. that is one way i can describe it. a key thing to remember is that Hardcore is Punk, but Punk is not always Hardcore. if you think hardcore is As i Lay Dying you are confused. switch that band out for some Tragedy and you are all set.

if what you call hardcore has a solo more than 7 seconds than it is not hardcore. not all hardcore has breakdowns but a lot does. if what you call hardcore has no cussing it probably is not hardcore unless it is American Nightmare.
Converge = Not Hardcore
Modern Life is War = Hardcore
He is Legend = Not Hardcore
Outbreak = Hardcore
by Matt June 18, 2006
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aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.
Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.
by Matt June 18, 2006
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Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."
by Matt June 18, 2006
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boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.
Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!
by Matt June 18, 2006
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chodangle

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much
Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.
by Matt June 19, 2006
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