MatT's definitions
The University of Oklahoma, located in Norman, OK. While most people think that all OU has going for it is its football team, it's actually a very reputable school. Has the best meteorology program in the country (and quite possibly the world) as well as a very well respected engineering program. Also, OU is the only college in the country to have an online information network containing old tests, job opportunities, and many other features. Finally, it is one of the nicest looking campuses you'll ever see. While OU and UT have a very large rivalry, I see no point to it.
by Matt July 31, 2004
Get the OUmug. 
An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.
The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"
by Matt September 1, 2004
Get the Derail your corntrainmug. 
Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."
Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.
by Matt December 23, 2002
Get the spornmug. by matt January 3, 2004
Get the westconsinmug. by Matt December 13, 2004
Get the pregnantmug.