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jamming

A term first coined at the foot fetish site www.jockstomp.com thrusting your foot repeatedly into a guy's hardon pushing it into his abs until he squirts a load. Although it
can be forceful, usually considered
just a jock to jock activity. Clearly for guys into feet.
At a restaurant your partner thrusts either his shoe or sock foot into your
crotch underneath the tablecloth no one
knowing he's about ready to make you squirt a load in your pants with his heel.
by marty August 24, 2003
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put it there

I look forward to working with you. Put it there.
by Marty June 19, 2004
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Cookie

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.
Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?
by Marty November 2, 2003
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penis pump

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off
opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure
by marty August 24, 2003
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do ma

"Fuck your mum", very offensive if misdirected at a Vietnamese speaker, and mildly offensive or even playful among familiars.

Origin: Vietnamese - common usage amongst Caucasians noted in the Springvale area.
"What the hell? Do ma!" - surprise, disdain

"Do ma fuck you!" - affectionate playful jibe

"Do ma mae" - this person seriously has nothing to say, and simply emitted this sequence of sounds out of habit.
by Marty November 26, 2004
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chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".
They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!
by Marty January 7, 2005
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winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus
that winnet is a bugger to remove
by Marty May 13, 2005
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