Marty's definitions

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

chumpster

Noun. American. 2005

An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.

Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.

"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."

by Marty March 9, 2005

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

pop

Slang for alcoholic beverage, cocktail, beer, etc.

My buddies and I went out last night and had a few pops.

by Marty January 29, 2005

Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.

I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.

by Marty January 29, 2005

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 7, 2005

NyQuil

A non-prescription liquid medicine for treating the common cold that contains alcohol and an anti-histamine that has particularly strong sedative effects. Taken at bedtime, it usually provides for a good sleep.

Brian took a dose of NyQuil and was asleep in 20 minutes.

by Marty January 7, 2005