Marty's definitions

Rusty

To be an addicted pothead

Rusty smoked a bit fat joint.

by Marty June 4, 2003

The One

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

by Marty June 17, 2003

morphine

Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.

When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.

by Marty October 22, 2003

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by Marty February 22, 2003

B.O.B

Back Of Book - Where you go to look for answers, most often the odd numbers only, in a textbook.

"What's the answer to number 39?"
"Check BOB."

by Marty December 13, 2003

cOlIn PoweLL

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

by Marty October 22, 2003

ether

Highly flammable and explosive liquid which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects.

That starting fluid has ether in it. No wonder I have a bitching headache!

by Marty October 22, 2003