Marty's definitions

screamer

Derogatory name for male homosexuals

Bruce is such a screamer!

by Marty October 23, 2003

Merrick and Rosso

A comedy duo from Australia who are seen (and heard) mainly on radio and in newspapers. Are pretty funny and have some classic CD's out, available from ABC shops. Have a liking for the New Zealand accent and once rang a pizza shop in NZ to pay out the poor guy there.

Have you heard Merrick and Rosso? They are very funny.

by Marty June 13, 2003

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

cOlIn PoweLL

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

by Marty October 22, 2003

kick fucking

kicking a guy in the ass for sexual
pleasure usually with a sock or barefoot.Another alternative safe sex gay activity

punt kick your partner with the ball of your foot in the area just above the ass crack

by marty August 24, 2003

chumpster

Noun. American. 2005

An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.

Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.

"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."

by Marty March 9, 2005

jamming

A term first coined at the foot fetish site www.jockstomp.com thrusting your foot repeatedly into a guy's hardon pushing it into his abs until he squirts a load. Although it
can be forceful, usually considered
just a jock to jock activity. Clearly for guys into feet.

At a restaurant your partner thrusts either his shoe or sock foot into your
crotch underneath the tablecloth no one
knowing he's about ready to make you squirt a load in your pants with his heel.

by marty August 24, 2003