Marty's definitions

tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by Marty March 20, 2004

Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.

Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!

by Marty April 6, 2004

B.O.B

Back Of Book - Where you go to look for answers, most often the odd numbers only, in a textbook.

"What's the answer to number 39?"
"Check BOB."

by Marty December 13, 2003

inker

A term for a woman's uterus, which produces "ink", i.e. menstrual fluid.

My pecker reached clear up to her inker.

by marty January 22, 2003

ink

Another name for menstrual fluid.

It was that time of the month for Brandi, and the ink began to flow.

by marty January 22, 2003

connected

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.

Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.

by Marty February 14, 2003

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by Marty February 22, 2003