Marty's definitions

penis pump

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off

opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure

by marty August 24, 2003

That's A Good One!!!

A response to a poor joke, usually accompanied with knee-slapping or bench hitting.

A: <insert poor joke here>
B: That's A Good One!!!

by Marty June 12, 2003

morphine

Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.

When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.

by Marty October 22, 2003

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by Marty February 22, 2003

B.O.B

Back Of Book - Where you go to look for answers, most often the odd numbers only, in a textbook.

"What's the answer to number 39?"
"Check BOB."

by Marty December 13, 2003

The One

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

by Marty June 17, 2003

jamming

A term first coined at the foot fetish site www.jockstomp.com thrusting your foot repeatedly into a guy's hardon pushing it into his abs until he squirts a load. Although it
can be forceful, usually considered
just a jock to jock activity. Clearly for guys into feet.

At a restaurant your partner thrusts either his shoe or sock foot into your
crotch underneath the tablecloth no one
knowing he's about ready to make you squirt a load in your pants with his heel.

by marty August 24, 2003