Marty's definitions

BiCapitalization

Gay people that go out with members of the different group...

he just using those girls for his own bicapitalization

by Marty October 1, 2003

YarPirate

A word used to describe sex between two males.

I met this guy at a gay bar, then I took him home to have hot and sweaty YarPirate all night long.

by Marty November 10, 2003

That's A Good One!!!

A response to a poor joke, usually accompanied with knee-slapping or bench hitting.

A: <insert poor joke here>
B: That's A Good One!!!

by Marty June 12, 2003

heroin

Potent opiate narcotic with a narrow therapeutic index (i.e., difference between an effective dose and a lethal dose is small). Side effects include narcosis, respiratory depression.

Heroin is not a suitable substitute for morphine.

by Marty October 22, 2003

ticklishness

the quality or property of being ticklish.

Kim had to stop giving Chris a foot rub because of his ticklishness.

by Marty October 23, 2003

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 10, 2004