Marty's definitions

ticklishness

the quality or property of being ticklish.

Kim had to stop giving Chris a foot rub because of his ticklishness.

by Marty October 23, 2003

That's A Good One!!!

A response to a poor joke, usually accompanied with knee-slapping or bench hitting.

A: <insert poor joke here>
B: That's A Good One!!!

by Marty June 12, 2003

heroin

Potent opiate narcotic with a narrow therapeutic index (i.e., difference between an effective dose and a lethal dose is small). Side effects include narcosis, respiratory depression.

Heroin is not a suitable substitute for morphine.

by Marty October 22, 2003

morphine

Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.

When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.

by Marty October 22, 2003

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by Marty February 22, 2003

The One

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

by Marty June 17, 2003

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003