Marty's definitions

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

Cookie

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.

Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?

by Marty November 2, 2003

YarPirate

A word used to describe sex between two males.

I met this guy at a gay bar, then I took him home to have hot and sweaty YarPirate all night long.

by Marty November 10, 2003

horse

a shortening of the term horseshit

"This job is horse!!!"

by Marty November 14, 2003

jamming

A term first coined at the foot fetish site www.jockstomp.com thrusting your foot repeatedly into a guy's hardon pushing it into his abs until he squirts a load. Although it
can be forceful, usually considered
just a jock to jock activity. Clearly for guys into feet.

At a restaurant your partner thrusts either his shoe or sock foot into your
crotch underneath the tablecloth no one
knowing he's about ready to make you squirt a load in your pants with his heel.

by marty August 24, 2003

kick fucking

kicking a guy in the ass for sexual
pleasure usually with a sock or barefoot.Another alternative safe sex gay activity

punt kick your partner with the ball of your foot in the area just above the ass crack

by marty August 24, 2003

penis pump

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off

opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure

by marty August 24, 2003