Marty's definitions

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003

smh

Tablecloth

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!

by Marty June 17, 2003

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 10, 2004

spades

shady people....

Those girls are just a bunch of spades.

by Marty October 1, 2003

NyQuil

A non-prescription liquid medicine for treating the common cold that contains alcohol and an anti-histamine that has particularly strong sedative effects. Taken at bedtime, it usually provides for a good sleep.

Brian took a dose of NyQuil and was asleep in 20 minutes.

by Marty January 7, 2005

pop

Slang for alcoholic beverage, cocktail, beer, etc.

My buddies and I went out last night and had a few pops.

by Marty January 29, 2005

marty hard

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

by Marty May 13, 2005