Marty's definitions

winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty May 13, 2005

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 7, 2005

rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 10, 2004

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003

smh

Tablecloth

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!

by Marty June 17, 2003

spades

shady people....

Those girls are just a bunch of spades.

by Marty October 1, 2003