Marty's definitions

d shiznit

the license plate letters on B-Rad's car in the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted."

This car is dshiznit

by Marty March 23, 2005

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by Marty July 25, 2003

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

star-fucker

one who yearns for a star to be sexually available to their skanky ass.

One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...

"sweetie, I'm a star-fucker, I don't do the B-list."

by Marty October 1, 2003

inker

A term for a woman's uterus, which produces "ink", i.e. menstrual fluid.

My pecker reached clear up to her inker.

by marty January 22, 2003

BiCapitalization

Gay people that go out with members of the different group...

he just using those girls for his own bicapitalization

by Marty October 1, 2003

Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.

Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!

by Marty April 6, 2004