Marty's definitions

audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.

"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"

by marty May 13, 2005

tickle

to touch someone lightly in certain regions that causes peculiar sensations, reflexive movements, involuntary laughter

Maria tickled the bottoms of Brett's feet and made him laugh out loud

by Marty October 16, 2003

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003

NyQuil

A non-prescription liquid medicine for treating the common cold that contains alcohol and an anti-histamine that has particularly strong sedative effects. Taken at bedtime, it usually provides for a good sleep.

Brian took a dose of NyQuil and was asleep in 20 minutes.

by Marty January 7, 2005

marty hard

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

by Marty May 13, 2005