Marty's definitions

ripped

Having well-defined muscles.

"We trying to get you ripped!" said the PE coach.

by Marty September 15, 2003

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003

horse

a shortening of the term horseshit

"This job is horse!!!"

by Marty November 14, 2003

BiCapitalization

Gay people that go out with members of the different group...

he just using those girls for his own bicapitalization

by Marty October 1, 2003

jamming

A term first coined at the foot fetish site www.jockstomp.com thrusting your foot repeatedly into a guy's hardon pushing it into his abs until he squirts a load. Although it
can be forceful, usually considered
just a jock to jock activity. Clearly for guys into feet.

At a restaurant your partner thrusts either his shoe or sock foot into your
crotch underneath the tablecloth no one
knowing he's about ready to make you squirt a load in your pants with his heel.

by marty August 24, 2003

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

peacekeeper

a hand gun

'Hands up!' he snarled from behind a two-barrelled peacekeeper.

by Marty May 20, 2004