Definitions by MAtt

presidential debate 

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

presidential debate by matt November 20, 2004

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

Are you on the phone? by Matt November 19, 2004

Ohio State Buckeyes 

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.

Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.

Ohio State Buckeyes by Matt November 19, 2004

jane and finch 

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

jane and finch by matt November 18, 2004

pokey 

one hot bitch you wanna poke

Damn look at that pokey1

pokey by matt November 18, 2004

noodling 

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

noodling by matt November 18, 2004

Chargers Fan 

a rare yet obnoxious breed. Ones that think because they beat the ain'ts they can beat anyone. They also tend to use low blows such as, "Broncos suck.Bailey sucks. Plummer sucks. Shanahan's a queer." However, do not be dismayed because in Week 13 they will be taught the lesson of a lifetime. Dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!

The Chargers Fan went apeshit over his team winning against the Saints. Little does the Chargers Fan know that the Saints are not a good team.

Chargers Fan by Matt November 18, 2004