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fuck stutter

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm
ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!
by matt March 7, 2004
mugGet the fuck stuttermug.

Plugger

RandomPvPer: roflrofl Mel Plugged again
by matt November 9, 2003
mugGet the Pluggermug.

The Doors of Perception

Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.
by Matt January 6, 2005
mugGet the The Doors of Perceptionmug.

sizebigga

known for his speed when eating crisps this strange creature ducks and dives in between newsagents whilst making humming noises with his mouth.booom bip booom bip boom.
one time he ate his own weight in crisps then decided to beatbox them all over himself.what a mess he said.
by matt December 28, 2004
mugGet the sizebiggamug.

Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
When does this hellacious ride end!?
by Matt February 27, 2005
mugGet the Girlsmug.

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.
Laura is a big frat mattress.
by Matt December 7, 2004
mugGet the frat mattressmug.

gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.
Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.
by matt August 17, 2006
mugGet the gay and lyingmug.

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