MATT's definitions

Yi

That asian kid who plays counterstrike for hours on end and still knows enough to help u cheat in every subject.

Goddamit Yi. You friggin asians know everything.

by matt March 31, 2005

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

by Matt January 5, 2004

reyes

Just one of the hottest girls in MoCo that shows off her Bethesda goods. Not to be confused with a Rahan

I just want to fuck the brains out of reyes

by Matt December 16, 2003

rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

by Matt January 9, 2004

phag

Pretty Hot and Gorgeous

Pat and Boon are PHAG!!

by Matt March 2, 2005

Good Charlotte Fan

someone who loves Good Charlotte, and they are most likely against any form of organization; extreme Anarchists. Also see : "Straight-Edge"

OMG Gena Faust is such a Good Charlotte Fan. She has been to every concert!

by Matt April 1, 2005

fagocism

An individual who displays homosexual qualities. A queer or a fudgepacker.

Max loves to frolic in the strawberry patch with other men. He is definately showing signs of fagocism.

by Matt February 8, 2004