53 definitions by Luigi
He's a mean green fighting machine. Mario's younger and under-rated brother. Everyone thinks he's cooler than mario. He jumps higher, he's not a fatass, He sucks up ghosts with his trusty dusty polturgust 3000. All Mario can do is run a bit faster. What good is that? He's a fatass too because he's been eating too many pizzas.
"Omigosh Mario is soooo coooool!"
"Fuck Mario! He had to be rescued by his brother TWICE. What the fuck has he done for him?"
"You're right... Omigosh Luigi is soooo coooool!"
*Mario gets captured* "Help me Luigi!"
"Fuck-a-you You piece of-a-shit you a-deserve it. I'm not a-saving your ass again."
"Fuck Mario! He had to be rescued by his brother TWICE. What the fuck has he done for him?"
"You're right... Omigosh Luigi is soooo coooool!"
*Mario gets captured* "Help me Luigi!"
"Fuck-a-you You piece of-a-shit you a-deserve it. I'm not a-saving your ass again."
by Luigi June 19, 2006
by Luigi July 13, 2004
Noun: A round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. Home to Mongolians and Californian hippies (but not together.)
Tree-man begged Rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern California. Things were romantic and rosy until Tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. He pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and Rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. Now she's working as a piercing technician at the local mall.
by Luigi July 12, 2004
Albert tootzed up the grill and he and his friends barbecued a few bratwursts and knocked back some brewskis. Life was good in Milwaukee. Or WAS, until the attack of the seven-foot Japanese beetles ruined their cookout.
"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.
"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"
But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.
"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.
"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"
But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.
by Luigi July 12, 2004
Neville was feeling punk after losing a football wager, so he nipped up to his flat and made a chip butty to assuage his depression.
by Luigi July 9, 2004
by Luigi March 20, 2005