Luigi's definitions

busycheekistry

The art of being a busycheeks; gay sex.

Bruce stopped into the bathhouse for some busycheekistry.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.

Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

roly

English.

A jelly or Swiss roll; sponge cake rolled up with a jam or custard filling.

Instead of the customary spotted dick, Neville requested a jam roly for his birthday feast. But Mummy decided to make a steamed treacle pud and so no one was happy.

by Luigi July 9, 2004

WWRGD

"What Would Rory Gilmore Do?" When there is a difficult path ahead in life, ask yourself this question, and all will be good. This is a spin of WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) based on the Gilmore Girls series on The WB.

Oh my gosh! I've moved to college, but I miss mommy so much. WWRGD? Ahh, thats it... Rory would go home to mom and have a series of bad dialogues about nothing.

by Luigi May 18, 2004

cold one

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

by Luigi February 24, 2003

tootz

V.trans: To light something on fire.

Albert tootzed up the grill and he and his friends barbecued a few bratwursts and knocked back some brewskis. Life was good in Milwaukee. Or WAS, until the attack of the seven-foot Japanese beetles ruined their cookout.

"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.

"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"

But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.

by Luigi July 11, 2004