b school

B school can stand for "business school" or bride school.

Business school is where students obtain MBA's in the hopes of high paying jobs for dot.coms, where they will cash out their stock at age 35 and retire to Palm Beach. Oh yeah.

Bride School, or the School for Etiquette and Wisdom is where Korean gals go to learn how to be submissive, never giving orders to the husband, and not walking around in strapless mules that clack and disturb their elders. See h school for the male equivalent of bride school.
Part of the prenuptual agreement was that Karen attend Bride School and learn to bake pies, make sweaters and how to gracefully open and deliver a cold one while looking demur and sexy.
by Luigi August 10, 2004
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size large

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.
Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
by Luigi August 08, 2004
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soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea
Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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Chip butty

Britishism: A french-fried potato on white bread sandwich (I am not kidding.)
Neville was feeling punk after losing a football wager, so he nipped up to his flat and made a chip butty to assuage his depression.
by Luigi July 09, 2004
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yurt

Noun: A round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. Home to Mongolians and Californian hippies (but not together.)
Tree-man begged Rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern California. Things were romantic and rosy until Tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. He pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and Rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. Now she's working as a piercing technician at the local mall.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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WWRGD

"What Would Rory Gilmore Do?" When there is a difficult path ahead in life, ask yourself this question, and all will be good. This is a spin of WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) based on the Gilmore Girls series on The WB.
Oh my gosh! I've moved to college, but I miss mommy so much. WWRGD? Ahh, thats it... Rory would go home to mom and have a series of bad dialogues about nothing.
by Luigi May 18, 2004
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Pwe

Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.
Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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