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bowl skidder

An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.
Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
by Luigi January 14, 2005
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busycheekistry

Bruce stopped into the bathhouse for some busycheekistry.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.
What did you think it meant?
by Luigi August 10, 2004
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guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.
Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.
by Luigi August 15, 2004
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dope

Slang form of heroine derived from the high dopamine content which is the basis of heroine.
How long you been doin' dat dope, Mr. Charles?
by luigi March 14, 2005
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delteated

Deleted. Used with baleeted and del taco.
Baleeted!
Huh?
Delteated!
Wh-- uhh...
Del Taco?
by Luigi June 2, 2003
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