tootz

V.trans: To light something on fire.

Albert tootzed up the grill and he and his friends barbecued a few bratwursts and knocked back some brewskis. Life was good in Milwaukee. Or WAS, until the attack of the seven-foot Japanese beetles ruined their cookout.

"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.

"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"

But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

King of Flop

Nickname for Vlade Divac.

Vlade Divac's reputation for flopping on the basketball court has earned him the nickname King of Flop.

by Luigi July 21, 2004

guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.

Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by Luigi February 08, 2005

oodee

A word meaning a colossal, massive and very tight bear hug. Originates in Alberton, South Africa.

Give me an oodee. Come get an oodee. I oodee you anyway.

by Luigi March 20, 2005

malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

Vlade Divac

The King of Flop. So called center who falls to the ground with very little contact to draw a foul.

Vlade's defender sneezed on the other end of the court, and Vlade fell down causing the offical to call a foul.

by Luigi July 20, 2004