Quite simply a conssisseur of males within a group of females (or gay males). A maniosseur's rating of a dude is always rated above everyone else's in the click.
Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celebrity crush.
Chick 1: Girlfriend, you know that I had to catch that new Keanu Reeves flick!
Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...
Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...
Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...
Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009
Dude 1: Look at that sweet piece of round ass over there...
Dude 2: Who the new chick? Yeah she has a bubble booty alright...
Dude 1: So are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dude 2: Yep, she's a perfect candidate for some world class s**t digging...
Dude 1: Aight then...watch me go over and get them digits!
Dude 2: Play on player...play on.
Dude 2: Who the new chick? Yeah she has a bubble booty alright...
Dude 1: So are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dude 2: Yep, she's a perfect candidate for some world class s**t digging...
Dude 1: Aight then...watch me go over and get them digits!
Dude 2: Play on player...play on.
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.
Example 1
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
Even though Christina wearing those chaps was wrong, Britney shaving her head bald was even Wronger!
by Lady Lynxx April 15, 2008
A lighter meaning of wrong used amongst good friends to express distaste or your fellow's wrongdoing.
Example of its usage (thx Alice!): Your bff busts an eye watering fart and you respond by laughing and saying... 'dude...wrong-o!'
by Lady Lynxx April 15, 2008
An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009