Lady Lynxx's definitions

I ain't never scurred!

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003

Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this

by lady lynxx April 14, 2009

wronger

A more severe meaning of 'wrong'

Even though Christina wearing those chaps was wrong, Britney shaving her head bald was even Wronger!

by Lady Lynxx April 15, 2008

wrong-o

A lighter meaning of wrong used amongst good friends to express distaste or your fellow's wrongdoing.

Example of its usage (thx Alice!): Your bff busts an eye watering fart and you respond by laughing and saying... 'dude...wrong-o!'

by Lady Lynxx April 15, 2008

Figboo

A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celebrity crush.

Chick 1: Girlfriend, you know that I had to catch that new Keanu Reeves flick!

Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...

Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...

by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

Hate day

Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days

Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...

Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?

Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...

Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...

Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?

Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...

Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....

by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!

Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

Above my Paygrade

Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.

Example 1

Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!

*Blank stare from Alice*

Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!

Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.

*Boss mumbles curses*

Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...

Example 2

Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?

Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...

Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...

Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.

Chick 1: True..true...

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009