An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
Get the Randomitis mug.Quite simply a conssisseur of males within a group of females (or gay males). A maniosseur's rating of a dude is always rated above everyone else's in the click.
Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
Get the Maniosseur mug.Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...
Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?
Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...
Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...
Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?
Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...
Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?
Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...
Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...
Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?
Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...
Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009
Get the Hate day mug.Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude
Dude 2: What's so funny
Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...
Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...
Dude 1: Totally...
Dude 2: What's so funny
Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...
Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...
Dude 1: Totally...
by lady lynxx April 09, 2009
Get the Fu-man chu mug.Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.
Example 1
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
Get the Above my Paygrade mug.Employee 1: Omg look at Katie. That woman is amazing..she worked 80 hours last week and still comes into work every morning so full of energy. I mean look at her, she's buzzing around the office like a little bee!
Employee 2: Oh I guess you don't know about Katie's little problem do you?
Employee 1: What problem?
Employee 2: She's just just high on the happy dust that's all. Katie is looking to get a promotion and is gonna do almost anything to get it!
Employee 1: Dang...and I thought she was just that brilliant! Now I feel like an idiot...
Employee 2: Sorry hun, that's the happy dust for ya!
Employee 2: Oh I guess you don't know about Katie's little problem do you?
Employee 1: What problem?
Employee 2: She's just just high on the happy dust that's all. Katie is looking to get a promotion and is gonna do almost anything to get it!
Employee 1: Dang...and I thought she was just that brilliant! Now I feel like an idiot...
Employee 2: Sorry hun, that's the happy dust for ya!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
Get the Happy Dust mug.Basically a person who offers to help with work, but is really bluffing. They have an annoying habit of disappearing immediately after they offer to help thus leaving other people to fill in. The insult is when they conveniently turn up once the work has already been done.
Employee 1: Hey Amy! You look like you need some help there...I'll be free in like 5 minutes if you'd like a hand...
Employee 2: Oh thanks so much Becky! I'll call you in five!
*Employee 1 gets lost and isn't seen again for an hour*
Employee 3: Hey Amy, where's Becky? Isn't she meant to be helping you?
Employee 2: No, she's workfluffing again and I always fall for it!
Employee 3: Oh damn...I hate it when Becky workfluffs me. Makes me wanna smash her face in. Okay Amy I'll help you instead.
*Employee 1 returns an hour later*
Employee 1: Hey Amy, I'm sorry...I was on the phone to my doc about my appointment! It took forever dude!
Employee 3: Never mind Becky...I'm helping her
Employee 2 mumbles: I freaking hate workfluffers! Arrgh!
Employee 2: Oh thanks so much Becky! I'll call you in five!
*Employee 1 gets lost and isn't seen again for an hour*
Employee 3: Hey Amy, where's Becky? Isn't she meant to be helping you?
Employee 2: No, she's workfluffing again and I always fall for it!
Employee 3: Oh damn...I hate it when Becky workfluffs me. Makes me wanna smash her face in. Okay Amy I'll help you instead.
*Employee 1 returns an hour later*
Employee 1: Hey Amy, I'm sorry...I was on the phone to my doc about my appointment! It took forever dude!
Employee 3: Never mind Becky...I'm helping her
Employee 2 mumbles: I freaking hate workfluffers! Arrgh!
by lady lynxx April 06, 2009
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