by kris December 06, 2004
by Kris April 06, 2005
by Kris April 23, 2004
tremendously ignorant of reality. look for his picture in the dictionary under 'foolish'.
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
competent individual speaking to a fool: "no one in their right mind would do that..you can't get away with that; who the fuck do you think you are? George Bush!?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
by kris February 21, 2005
African Smurf. The Saharan bi-product of hit anime legend: "stroumpfs". These lame Franco-Animation personalities in the less appreciated, yet fully adoptive, African television market went virtually unnoticed throughout their active television release years (1981 - 1984)
"Smigette" = Village Whore
by kris December 07, 2004
n.a lying cheating whore of a boy. He cheats on everyone and will fuck anything that walks. He is a manipulator and will do anything to get in bed with BOYS and girls!
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy
"oh look, theres spennyk, he needs to die!"
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."
by Kris April 06, 2005