Kris's definitions

uci

University of Chinese Immgrants

"what school do you go to?"
"uci"
"you're chinese?"

by Kris April 26, 2004

Nekka

1. An imposing man; One of august persuasion.
2. Being of ample melanin.

Break yoself nekka!

by Kris October 22, 2003

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by Kris February 17, 2004

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

by Kris February 13, 2005

KobyRose

n. Any awesome female who holds the leash around Kris's soul and goes by the cyber-alias "Jewels."

"Jewels owns me."

by Kris June 26, 2004

Tomky

Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.

James Tomkinson

by Kris April 15, 2004